The Blackman-Bumba Guide...

[CassOle]

...to male and female animals. Bovine edition. For beginners.

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I don't fancy trying to castrate a male lion.

Got told I sounded like a bigot by DD for saying we are not clownfish. Oh, also for suggesting that TiMs go in for hair flicking.
Think DD is wrong.
Perhaps should show pictures of cows?

Unless you are a honey badger.

You might recognise La Bomba:

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I was all ready to mix up freemartins with freemasons. Or was it housemartins?

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I know!! I miss it so much 🤣 come on Mumsnet, give us another chance lol

A new guide is out!
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