Twitter roasts little OJ

[MissLucyEyelesbarrow]

In which OJ compares GC people to Hitler, and gets severely burnt in response - https://x.com/Serena_Partrick/status/1791147716682133798

Shared purely as light relief.

As do I!

I asked ChatGPT about OJs nicknames.

Can you put all of the nicknames you can find for Owen Jones into one message please

Certainly! Here is a list of nicknames commonly associated with Owen Jones:
1 O-Jo
2 The Boy Owen
3 Woke Owen
4 Owen the Oracle
5 Owen Tiresome
6 Moan Jones
7 Wokey McWokeface
8 Little Owen
9 Red Owen

Maybe Talcum X and Sanctimonius Morph postdate its training data.

Probing 8, it opined

"Little Owen": This nickname can be both diminutive and affectionate, often used to underscore his relatively young age when he first gained prominence.

Given this post was in reply my my post about how he is the average height of a man in the UK I have made it perfectly clear I don't think he's short.

Again the only person on the thread being offensive about his height is you, in persistently referring to him as short when he isn't.

I don't think you are posting in good faith so I won't be responding to your further and encouraging your derail.

And he's short?

Is 5 foot9 short?

I must be titchy.

Is there some cognitive dissonance here?
Calling women Hitlers and Nazis - OK
Calling Owen Jones, little - HOW DARE YOU

I've never called him little and he's taller than me if he's 5'9".

However, he's a massive fucking wanker and I have zero respect for him intellectually.

We've gone off message, OJ is an arse with sanctimonious anti women anti semetic diatribes.

You don't think that always referring to him as LOJ is offensive? I mean I think he's a bit of a twat tbh but I wouldn't call him LOJ. No more than I would take the piss out of any ones appearance.

Hi Owen!

OJ was big. This is Little OJ. Like Snoop and Lil' Bow Wow, innit?

Oh dear.

Poor little Owen , thinks women's rights aren't as important as men's feelings

You don't think that always referring to him as LOJ is offensive? I mean I think he's a bit of a twat tbh but I wouldn't call him LOJ. No more than I would take the piss out of any ones appearance.

Any of the others on the ChatGPT list more to your taste?

When I call him LOJ (as opposed to Talcum X, Owen fucking Jones or That Misogynist Wanker Owen Jones) I'm referring to the size of his mind and his playground tantrum style of debate. He could be 7ft tall and the cap would still fit.

Hth.

Oh look at that bird over there.

How dare you call him Lil Bow Wow, how rude, you must call him Big Woof Woof in future so as to not offend other people on his behalf.

Oh look at that bird over there.

Says the walrus😂
Hey, I came up with alternatives and also an explanation for the term you don't like.

When I first encountered OJ, this would have been in a lefty discussion group, I think he was 17 and he was volubly explaining the world to people literally three times his age, in that style we all know.

Back then we took the piss out of him as "future MP Owen Jones". Of course now he'd have to take a pay cut to become an MP.

Average Heighted Ownage Jones, he's some lad

🤣

Isn't it because he acts like a perpetual teenager, and got his mum to stand up for him on Twitter?

Superb example of Sealioning, how wonderful.

Virtually textbook.

And didn't the LOJ in the threads start when we weren't allowed to use names back in the dark ages. Then initials were banned too iirc, so posters got creative (as he was behaving like a man child, so 'little' - LOJ), or have I misremembered? I do remember tying oneself in knots to post anything.

And FFS 5'9'' is not short!

I went with walrus in case the poster felt slighted by being a smaller pinniped.

I had to look up sealioning - interesting and sooooo true of the tactics used against this board (it's bloody irritating tbh).

Anyway, back to the moderately heighted one's Twix responses. I liked this one

LOL.

As the OP, can confirm that I’ve met LOJ at a pro-EU rally. He’s a perfectly normal height and I use ‘little’ because he is an intellectual pygmy and raging manchild, not because of his stature.

Well done to the sea lion for keeping this thread active, giving many more MNetters the chance to revel in Twitter roasting him.