Surreal, funny and bloody true

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The front page of the daily telegraph. Read it and weep
https://www.frontpages.com/the-daily-telegraph/

I mean, yes but…HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO A POINT WHERE THIS IS A HEADLINE?

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Wednesdays headline: Bears Shit In The Woods Shocker

Exactly. Stating the bleeding obvious is news 😂😂😂

Interesting to see if THAT one comes up on HIGNFY!

And you can blow up the page to read it too. Reality is a culture war say some in the NHS.

Well I don't know about you but I'm shocked and surprised by all this

Nooooo. I though it was a "belief"
A transphobic belief at that too. Have we been lied to? 😧 I'm horrified!
My whole world has been upended nothing makes sense now.

Is there such a thing as a 'no shit Sherlock' award?
I declare this headline the winner.

Literally surprised

Oh thank goodness I taught hundreds of children the correct thing. And all the textbooks are right. I’ll sleep better tonight.

For some reason I'm reminded of that famous Norwegian(?) football commentator, when his team beat England and he went off on one, namechecking every famous Brit he could think of,. 'Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me Maggie Thatcher!?', that one.

Anyway, that but sub in the names of all the people who've spouted gender bollocks, 'Kier Starmer, can you hear me Kier Starmer!?'

<sigh>

And it's just a newspaper headline.

Can everyone reading in the uk mail a print copy to HIGNFY, and the bbc?

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.

"The NHS will declare today that sex is a matter of biology". I cannot believe that is a sentence in an actual serious newspaper.

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I mean it's great, it's what we've all been hoping for, but FFS. Future historians are going to have fun with our generation. I hope that at least some of us GCs manage to leave records saying look, guys, we didn't believe it, honest.

Seven years of medical school to be a doctor.

SEVEN YEARS

And in other science news today, experts reveal that the Earth is actually round, after all.

The Telegraph's staff having fun with its front page headline.

Can't say I blame them.

225 million years of years of mammalian binary evolution validated at last.

Now, can someone actually confirm, or deny, that the Pope is a Mormon?