I've not managed to create an account because it keeps telling me it's overloaded (Tinsel's fault, of course )😉
Chat GPT offered this for the lyrics after some tweaking.
(Verse 1)
Mumsnet, oh Mumsnet, the forums of debate,
Where women write, swear, ponder and pontificate,
Be ready, my friend, for in those thunderdomes,
A nest of vipers spits out evidence, cake and poems.
They'll argue for hours 'bout feminism's plight,
Vipers fuelled by Tunnocks can hiss and post all night,
But whether you agree or you just can't relate,
You'll find yourself caught in their heated debate.
(Chorus)
Oh Mumsnet, Mumsnet, a hive of endless chatter,
Where opinions clash and egos start to shatter,
From breastfeeding tips to setting the world to right,
How to stretch a chicken to praising women's might
(Verse 2)
They'll dissect every issue, from politics to soap,
With a fervor that could make a preacher mope,
But don't be fooled by pearl-clutching claims,
For behind these queens, it's all status games.
So tread lightly, dear friend, when entering this zone,
For on Mumsnet, you're never truly alone,
But amidst the chaos and evidence demands,
You'll find FWR wisdom and witty quicksands.
(Chorus)
Oh Mumsnet, Mumsnet, a labyrinth of views,
Where vipers nest and strike out against fake news,
But ignore the chaos, see the glimmer of light,
For Mumsnet, in all honesty, feels strangely right.