funny - Best Father Ted villager voice "So mumsnet I hear you're a nazi now."

[lechiffre55]

4 chan called. They want their memes back.
https://twitter.com/genderisharmful/status/1735437124189458908

I'm looking forward to the hats and caps. I bloody love a good hat, as long as I can wear it at a jaunty angle.

I’ve just finished installing floodlighting on the outside of my PoW camp festive Christmas lights on my suburban new build .

Bit short on the Alsatians, but the hamster's quite vicious?

Can we maybe skip the beer hall putsches? Carrying several Steins while wearing a Dirndl is hard enough for the waitresses without people putsching left, right and centre.

Right. Settling on the sofa for an evening’s entertainment of torturing kittens watching Strictly.

I shall be practising my goose stepping to the Cha Cha Cha.

Steady now. No sharp gestures, you might bump into the Christmas tree!

You can't beat a good jaunty angle.

Almost cockettish?

I call Godwins Law. They lose.

And a woman won, which just proves we’re all Nazis, dominating those poor down trodden men.

I'd give it a go.

All those months of coded battle planning here on MN and our co-ordinated phone voting tonight paid off - we kept the men from winning.

<evil laugh>

The sofa agreed to my offer of Anschluss after dinner. I then annexed the coffee table. I was very comfortable while watching Strictly.

Cos MN is totally troll free because only middle aged housewives who've just pushed out a baby would go on MN. Every poster is totally genuine. Obviously.

And all these internet nerds aren't fully aware of the concept of 'trolls'. Yep ok.

They also don't seem to understand what a nazi is.

You really have to wonder what they do know about in life.

Hmmm.

How do mums of young kids have the time for beer hall pitches?

It's a parallel universe indeed.

I see the occasional post on here, that seems so batshit and out of place, that I wonder if it is some kind of amateur false flag, put up just to be screenshotted on the twatter. They rarely attract much agreement, and the new username doesn't last long.
It's like they think we are stupid mumheads who don't even internet, if they think that kind of weaksauce move is going to be super effective.

It’s typecasting. It suits their preconceived expectations that we are like the Allo Allo cast of Nazis.

In that case, I would like to be Lieutenant Gruber, wiz zee leetle tank.

Well they are fond of pissing by doors, like the English soldier masquerading as a gendarme.

@PonyPatter44 ”Club!”

That's me in then, for definite. Wondering whether a cane would look OTT...