Seen on TwiX on a thread announcing that Eddie Izzard is running for Brighton Pavilion
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He came from Eastbourne with a thirst for knowledge
He studied drama at Sheffield college
That's where I caught his eye
He said he's gonna stand for Labour
I said in that case I'll vote against yer
He said fine. And then in 30 seconds time, said
I wanna live like female people
Well what else could I do?
I said "I think I'm gonna spew"
I took him into town to Primark
I dunno why but I had to start it somewhere
So it started there
We went into the women's section
He had a laugh and then had an erection
I said Christ. Can't see anyone else with a bonkon in here
Are you sure
You wanna live like female people
You wanna see whatever female people see
You wanna be like female people
You wanna be like your ex girlfriend Susie
But he didn't understand
He just smiled and had a wank
Cut your hair into a bob
Buy some dresses from a shop
Wear a pair of plastic tits
But keep all your other bits
Still you'll never get it right
When you lie awake at night
Watching hours of sissy porn
Coz you won't accept female's born not worn, no
You'll never live like female people
You'll never do whatever female people do
Laugh along with female people
Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
You [redacted] fool.
