Esther McVey is being touted by the Sun as the Minister for Common Sense...
Sun Politics AT SunPolitics
Esther McVey appointed minister for 'common sense' by Rishi Sunak
What the fuck does this actually mean and why has she been appointed I hear you say....
Harry Cole AT MrHarryCole
EXCL: Esther McVey will attend cabinet as Rishi Sunak's "Common Sense" minister to tackle woke across Whitehall, Sun understands not the official title - she will be Minister of State at Cabinet Office
Huh wot? Nope still not getting it? Well, anti-wokery is the buzz word in Tory circles but it might not necessarily be quite all it seems either...
Temerity Drax AT DraxTemerity
"EstherMcVey... common sense tsar tasked with tackling the scourge of wokery". A new, vague and unconsidered function designed solely to make life difficult for Kemi Badenoch, leadership rival and current scourge of wokery.
The point here being there is now some competition to not do the whole politically correct shit, which might be a good thing overall on balance. However, if Esther McVey is the champion god help us all, she's got the Gift of the Gaff.