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I look out at the faces in this room and wish that I could crawl back in the womb. And start again against God’s plans with different glands and smaller hands.
I wish the world could finally understand I’m more than just a female Russell Brand.
No wonder why I feel so incomplete. I stand alone on massive fucking feet. And as I gaze out at the pity in your eyes, I guess it’s time I finally realise… That I’m just… better than you.
And in a way I always knew. I’m such a f*king genius You don’t have a f*king clue, ‘Cause I’m BETTER than YOU…. But don’t let that upset you dear. At least you get to watch me play. You’re lucky that I’m even here.
‘Cause I can sing like a muthaf*ker, play like a muthafker, dance like a muthafker, act like a muthafker. Fact. I’m a better lover than any other. If you came here with your mother, I’ll fk her just like a muthaf*ker.
I suck just like a Chuckle Brother. To you to me to you now back to me. This song’s about me. Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself. Me, a name I call myself. Me, me me me, me me me.
I’m an arousing little mystery in your husband’s Google history. Go on. Check the results. I’m a perfect woman- my tits will never shrink. And I’m guaranteed to squirt and I do anal by default
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything. That any other woman can. But then what do you expect? I used to be a man. Sexism! I’m better than you. Yes. I’m better than you.