"If a member of the public reports harassing behaviour, we have a duty to investigate and will respond in a proportionate manner.”
If a woman says you're not actually a woman, we will come round, kick her door in and invite her strongly for a voluntary interview. If you don't volunteer for an interview, it's the back of the car in cuffs.
If you have threatened to rape and murder a TERF, will will give you a shoulder to cry on, but understand entirely. If the bitch makes a complaint, we are legally obliged to take the call, whilst doing theatrical eyerolls and going "FFS, you mnisgendered her, what do you expect?" and to take no action. Don't worry, we've got your back!