Robyn Woof being chosen as t&nb officer for Ed Uni.

[WandaWomblesaurus]

twitter.com/EdUniStudents/status/1634255852990345216?s=20

What a joke. Are the Student Union all on glue?

One waxed so well
It was smooth as a bell
And the other so hairy it won prizes.

where does one take one’s freshly waxed model to in England, and why?

12:50ph, that’s better than McDonald’s pay.

Is ball waxing a degree course now, then?

Blimey.

That’s quite the career change from studying for a civil engineering degree to back, sack and crack waxing.

Maybe all those builders bums brought out Mx Woof’s entrepreneurial spirit.

'Hilarious for the wrong reasons'. What is he suggest are the right reasons for hilarity here?

I don't think Mr Miyagi has that in mind?

Yaniv could be his first customer!

I think it would be: There was a young lady from Devizes.....

that's nothing, Remember the trans major of Bangor? Currently doing a Phd in trans archeology. No, me neither.

Mayor. (bloody auto carrot)

Why is he after men with one nut? Is he hoping that Hitler will be a client?

I would advise you to be wary
Some beauty regimes are quite scary
If you try to to run
When you're only half done
You'll have one smooth and bald and one hairy

There once was a trainee beautician
Whose ad was met with derision
For it mentioned one ball
But no vulvas at all
Yet all genders were given admission

(why not just use "males"?)

(why not just use "males"?)

Acknowledges the existence and importance of biological sex. Can't have that!

Ladyballs, sitting in the sun
How you gonna get your waxin done?

‘Of any gender ‘ but must have a willy

Oh my god…🤣

I'm gone... This is too funny!

Also bravo on the limericks people; special shout out to @lcakethereforeIam and @WitchyWitcherson those were sublime.

There's more ...

Actually I can see that if you are trans and have had reassignment surgery or are very conscious of your gential appearance then this sort of service (tailored to your needs as a trans person) may be something really valuable. However Robyn does not comes across as someone who I personally would trust with private parts. (As a ciswoman I am not in his target population anyhow).

Wondering ... once he sets up will he be able to exclude cis women and cis men from his service without this being discriminatory? I think he can make it men-only but not trans women only. Just curious on the legal position.

What, erm, will the group of 5-10 people be, erm, focusing on?

it’s going to be a wank-off, isn’t it?