And not so much the fault of the airports after all, unless of course they are also employing thieving fetishists in their baggage handling? I've seen comments online of lost luggage being eventually returned minus some items of clothing. We now have one very high profile thief who clearly thought he was untouchable enough to be parading in public in the garments he stole. I feel like I've been really naive, thinking lost luggage was genuinely lost rather than targeted by this sort of man. So is this another area of life where we have to dress down, have boring looking luggage so as not to attract the attention of dodgy men?