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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Preferred adjectives (satire)

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fakenina · 17/02/2021 22:52

Man Asks That You Respect His Preferred Adjectives;

SHELBYVILLE, IN—Ted Becker never worried much about his pronouns, but he has still found the language of others to be hurtful and demeaning. That’s because people use adjectives to describe him that are not at all descriptions he identifies with. So Becker now has made public his list of “preferred adjectives” he’d like people to use when referring to him.

“Here are the adjectives I identify with,” Becker put on social media. “‘Cool, witty, handsome, innovative, fun.’ Please use one of these adjectives when describing me.”

“It distresses me when people use adjectives I don’t identify as,” Becker later explained. “Like ‘creepy,’ ‘weird,’ or ‘off-putting.’ That’s basically denying my existence and trying to genocide me.” Many would call that statement ‘nutty,’ but that is not from Becker’s list of approved adjectives.
Now that cool Becker has come up with this innovative idea, he’s seeing if there is a way to get others to enforce it. It’s unlikely he’ll be able to make it illegal to describe him with other adjectives than those he approved because of that pesky First Amendment, but Becker is trying to work with social media companies. So far, Twitter really likes the idea of enforcing preferred adjectives, because that will help keep their banning policy the way they like it: arbitrary and nonsensical (though they prefer you don’t use those adjectives).

OP posts:
fakenina · 17/02/2021 22:55

My preferred adjectives are; brilliant, staggeringly beautiful and charasmatic.
Please only describe me using these terms.

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ErrolTheDragon · 17/02/2021 22:57
Grin
Delphinium20 · 17/02/2021 23:15

I'm down with this:

Witty, skeptical, fun loving and willful.

Darcinian · 17/02/2021 23:16

DH laughed out loud when I read that to him.

Teen DS said "Is that real?"

Is this your own composition? I love it.

7catsandcounting · 17/02/2021 23:23

7catsandcounting (headstrong, bright, funny).

That's how I'll be signing off my emails.

JoodyBlue · 17/02/2021 23:30

Fab :)

Delphinium20 · 17/02/2021 23:33

With the exception of Trump's ban (good god it's nice to not hear about his latest stupid/whiny/outrageous tweet), I agree with the Twitter remark.

Apileofballyhoo · 17/02/2021 23:43

I hardly ever wish there were a like button on MN, but every now and then I do.

aliasundercover · 17/02/2021 23:49

Brilliant ...

No, not the article - that's my new preferred adjective. I think I might also ask for - no, demand - 'stunning' and 'brave'.

Adverbs next

JellySlice · 17/02/2021 23:52

Perfection. Grin

KeyboardWorriers · 17/02/2021 23:55

Oh this is fabulous!

(My preferred adjectives are wise, witty and wonderful)

KeyboardWorriers · 17/02/2021 23:57

Toying with the idea of adding "willowy" as a fourth... In reality I am short and rotund, but presumably I can bully people into denying the biological facts of my physique?

GU24Mum · 18/02/2021 00:13

Excellent idea!!!!! Mine would be slim, youthful and fun-loving. Must tell DS who has "wrongly" used the adjectives podgy, hairy and boring instead!!!

ErrolTheDragon · 18/02/2021 00:23

@KeyboardWorriers

Toying with the idea of adding "willowy" as a fourth... In reality I am short and rotund, but presumably I can bully people into denying the biological facts of my physique?
Willowy ie 'like Willow' is a perfectly valid adjective for someone of your dimensions. You're probably a bit too tall really.
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