Perhaps you could get a horse and it could identify as a budgie?
Hadn't thought of that Fleegs.
But see, I have a Canary, Norman, and I'm told Canaries can be scared of Budgies because they peck the legs of Canaries.
My Budgie identifying horse might feel terribly invalidated if he realises my Norman aint scared of him in the way he would be if he were born in the right Budgie body. I don't trust Norman not to be a bigot about this.
(Yes, I have had
and I'm terribly bored
)