Is it April 1st?

[BertrandRussell]

here

How to give a bj? is that what they mean? I didn’t read further than the title.

Fgs
😳

There really aren't enough guides to sucking dick on the internet.

🤢

So it’s straight men having blow jobs, while denying that they’re men, then?

So a blow job then. and eww, could have done with a warning with that link

“It's 2018 and everyone is eating ass, and it's for a reason: Analingus is super pleasurable,” says Bellwether.

Mara says her interest in rimming has increased since taking hormones. “My penis doesn't work like it used to, and having an orgasm that is penis-only is pretty rare,” she says. “So, getting rimmed has become kind of a lot for me. … This also goes a long way into accessing my prostate, which I've started to basically just call my G-spot.”

I hope every woman this person engages with is super into eating his butthole out. Do they think maybe saying "everyone is eating ass now" might be a bit "problematic" to use their term? Hey kids everyone is doing it!

Mara also recommends a rimming technique she’s not sure has a name. She called it a “blow out,” which I loved. To be “blown out,” she says, means that while being rimmed, the person “fills [the rectum] with air, then uses both hands and/or mouth to finish.”

And please if you're ever near an actual FEMALE person performing cunninglingus the kind on a vulva and vagina can you never fucking blow in it. www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism

Sometimes I like it rougher and will say things like, ‘I want you to suck my dick now,’ and other times it's very sweet and I'm all, ‘I want to go down on you and eat you out until I can't breathe.’"

When I'm demanding my be sucked I'm rough...but when offering oral to a woman I'm all demure about it.

So Mara is a gay man? I haven't read the article.

Going to have to spend the next month scrubbing my brain to try and recover from what I have just read. ‘Sometimes I’m mean and sometimes I’m loving’. Who the fuck thinks that’s appropriate?

got the dry boak the nu
but seriously, brave and stunning, brave and stunning

I have read your comments and I am NOT clicking on that link.

Bertrand what were you looking for Don't feel you have to answer

I did click, I did skim read, and found this as a side note one particularly illuminating section explaining how to finger the inguinal canals of someone with a penis.

Umm what? Is that a thing that can be done? I could have clicked I guess, but I already need to burn my search history and I'm not looking forward to my ad pop ups!

but seriously, brave and stunning, brave and stunning

Roflmao!!!

I'm sorry I gave 'B' the writer of that article a click. Every click is money and support for them. Stop sharing that nauseating stuff. Screenshot if you must.

I don't even care if my stating my personal distaste for an act is considered "prudish" or "kink shaming". I cannot think of anything I'd less rather do than lick a straight man's freckle. I've done men's laundry before. I've seen the skiddies.

TerryWogansWilly
Wow! I can honestly say that I had NO IDEA blowing into a vagina could cause an air embolism. (Medical school and residency covered the other causes, never mentioned this. Not surprising, though, given how inadequately women's health issues are presented.)

But really, I didn't even know blowing air into the vagina was a "thing." Well, just one more topic to add to the list of dangerous sex acts to discuss with my patients...

That whole article is perverse and I don't mean in a kinky way. And oh yes - i 'kink shame' with impunity.
For me it's getting into nosebleed territory.

How do they write this shite with a straight face??

These days, I'm genuinely not convinced that this whole debacle isn't just trolling.
Somebody please wake me up from this hellish episode of Black Mirror.

“Bertrand what were you looking for“
A friend sent it to me. The same friend who shared the expression “clit on a stick” with me. I am seriously considering suing her for mental distress.....

Well, shocking, oral sex for a trans person with no bottom surgery is a lot like it is for a person who isn't trans.

Apart from the trans element, it's just like other articles from sex positive sources. I sometimes wonder if these people have time to think about anything else besides getting off.

@GeorgeFayne well there's no point in teaching something that only affects females, particularly pregnant ones is there! Women are such a niche section of the population

Wow! I can honestly say that I had NO IDEA blowing into a vagina could cause an air embolism. (Medical school and residency covered the other causes, never mentioned this. Not surprising, though, given how inadequately women's health issues are presented.)

Here you are George

A recorded case in Confidential Enquiries into Maternal Deaths 1982-84
I've often wondered about conversations between the husband and mother in law (making massive assumptions there but it was quite a long time ago).

Unless you are TTC or newly pregnant these enquiries make far more interesting reading than crappy articles from the TRAs!
I've only just noticed the death from rupture of the oesophagus, associated with 4 week history of hyperemesis.

So when people blithely chat about using a surrogate or gestational carrier maybe some of the true risks need spelling out.

And who would "need" to be taught how to do this...lesbians. This is being aimed at them.

So transwomen, with penisis, like the phrase eaten out, when it comes to oral on their penis.

A phrase that I've only heard used by thirteen year old boys who had no idea what they were talking about (back when porn was on vhs and the top shelf of the newsagents).