Like many on here I now have a Times subscription to enable me to read their rent coverage.
I feel the subscriber benefits need tweaking for my demographic though. I'm not about to take a cruise, as I have small DCs.
So I reckon they should offer:
Discounts on Adult Human Female t-shirts.
Feminist books for children (and adults).
Family holidays with gender critical talks.
I'm on board with the cases of wine though!