They’re more than welcome to my very heavy periods, accompanied by the kind of doubling up pain like being stabbed in the belly that woke me up the other night. This month I also had crippling backache as well, which I know they’d enjoy. Oh, and as a bonus, I can’t take anything stronger than paracetamol because NSAIDs clash dangerously with other meds I’m on and morphine based pain killers make me horribly sick.
I don’t crave chocolate but I am completely drained for a week, and my usual three day accompanying headache makes my period super fun.
Maybe we should auction our periods off to the highest brave and stunning bidder. No returns obviously, but I’m sure once they realise what a fabulous investment one week in four of pain and sticky mess is, they’ll appreciate the opportunity of experiencing proper cis privilege.