Don't forget to sand your vagina, ladies

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Horror show (Link to Facebook company page)

I always thought the various companies that try to encourage woman to put soap up their vagina were bad enough, but I have to believe this is peak misogynist capitalism. It is a dildo-shaped pumice stone with which you are supposed to exfoliate your vagina.

Any takers?

Is it Gwyneth's latest venture?

Holy fuck.

It claims to tighten your cervix. WTAF?

Maybe it's fake, like the glitter thing? Debunked here:
blogs.webmd.com/webmd-interviews/20170707/your-vagina-is-a-self-cleaning-oven

A useful resource to point others to is the good old NHS:
www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/

It does not appear to be a spoof. The website looks convincingly like you can really buy this. Obviously I don't intend to try to buy one to test if it's legit.

From the NHS page:

"If nature had intended the vagina to smell like roses or lavender, it would have made the vagina smell like roses or lavender," says Professor Lamont.

I think I may just have fallen a little in love with Professor Lamont.

Also maybe not actually a stone? Perhaps something made of herbs??

Either way not something you should be sticking up yourself and holy hell you do not need to exfoliate your vagina.

W.T.A.F!!!!

My vag slammed itself shut like a bulldog clip when I read about this horrific thing.

Or maybe the product aims to remove the vagina's natural lubrication?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

Vicky mine too.

yep mine too

My god, I thought I'd seen everything, but that "dry sex" article

"Some men who insist on dry sex regard "wet" women to be unchaste."

Fucking hell. The more I see, the less I want to see. Life in a fluffy ignorant bubble of cute kittens is looking very attractive right now.

SHIT! I forgot to sand my vagina.

I should be horrified but I'm laughing too hard to locate my outrage

These horrific things have been on eBay and Amazon for years. They are fucking hideous and are full of brickdust talcum powder and all manner of other crap that you definitely don't wanna be popping up yer fanjo.

Doesn’t the presence of lubrication usually indicate that an area doesn’t require sanding? Honestly...

This is worse than the Femfresh sprays which were all the rage when I was a young woman. The marketing was that the natural vagina odour was so disgusting (not said outright but that is what it was in reality) we ladies needed to spray our female parts daily to remain fresh. I did for a while until sensible people like Doctors and scientists pointed out the dangers of spraying chemicals onto your vulva and into your vagina.

Not by Black & Decker is it?

Solve problems with a loose vagina in due to aging, childbirth or frequent sexual intercourse

Well that's me sold, old woman with multiple births and enjoy a bit of intercourse. How are we defining frequent btw?

Sadly I can see how many women fall for this "straight to the heart of your most intimate insecurities" shit marketing.

Wonder if there's an equivalent for aging saggy balls?

I misread this as “Don't forget to SEND your vagina, ladies” and was confused, but tbh it hasn’t lifted on reading the thread!

Well reading about that certainly helped me involuntarily complete today’s pelvic floor clenches I may never unclench again.