Forget the foreplay - wedding night tips

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Ireland's Wedding Journal tips on spicing up your wedding night.
Forget the foreplay. Check your hair is on fleck. And make a sex tape.
It's times like this I love Twitter.

twitter.com/adi_peltz/status/1093058323094650880?s=21

Brilliant!

The comments are gold

What the actual loving fuck? Did a man write that? Terrible grammar too.

Yes. Dreadful grammar. I long to see the whole article. Irish colleague is getting married in April and is getting Marriage preparation classes from the priest when she goes home. I'm hoping he will blushingly slip her a copy. 🤯😂

"Forget the foreplay and make sure to start filing your annullment paperwork the next day!"

And of course you need a sex tape, because if you don't film it then it didn't happen? They should start including it in wedding planning packages, one free cameraman and a lighting director thrown in free if to pay up for the really big floral arrangements.

"Just stick it in. But film it".

🤣

"Nothing beats dry sore sex on camera. As my gran always used to say “Skip the foreplay. Rip the frenulum"

Twitter women are hilarious.