"The first beer with vaginal lactic acid in the world"

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Almost speechless so I'll just leave this right here.....

orderyoni.com/

Just, why?

Because Fauxminism.

It's porn in beer form isn't it?

Well, you can buy lactic acid in powder form, so it sounds like an awful lot of extra work for something only a niche market would drink.

It just sounds completely bizarre. And like you said, a lot of extra work.

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.

I'm a microbiologist and just back from a week meeting my fellow microbiologist colleagues (and everybody used sex not gender even my two Canadian colleagues, so chuffed) and I so much want to send this in our WhatsApp group but I don't quite dare.
Our brewing division sells a Lactobacillus for sourbeer but I doubt it was isolated from a vagina.

Is this a joke? It reads a bit like that white supremacist milk thing from a few years ago...

Sometimes I wonder if all men suffer from an erection associated form of brain damage.

It all comes from 'one unique woman.'

Must keep her busy.

(Can I have mine in a lady's glass?)

Wait, one woman for all their beer or do they pretend you get your own unique vaginabeerwoman?

"vaginabeerwoman"

Was she Marvel or DC Comics?

Never saw her in Avengers Assemble.

The grammar is terrible.

That is some bonkers English they have produced there. Wonder if their beer is as bad ... but glad to know, as I sit on my bed in t shirt & leggings coughing away with watery eyes, that my features are still allure, grace and glamour.

Nothing says "grace" like throwing your knickers over a bottle of beer.

You can call me Mrs Overlysuspicious, but since my recent re-education I have to say I no longer trust the use of the word 'woman' in this context.

Safety

The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. First of all, the material is examined on the presence of other bacteria and viruses. Secondly, the procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product completely clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria once again, and the findings will be published here to make you completely sure it’s healthy.

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Wait, one woman for all their beer or do they pretend you get your own unique vaginabeerwoman?

2 models- ready to be bottled (according to the site)

< not envy

That site reads like it was created using an even crappier version of Google Translate.

Sounds like it might give you a brewers yeast infection.

I feel like Monica's facial expression here speaks for us all.

Assuming the whole thing isn't a scam to relieve investors of a product which will never see the light of day , the marketing support section, breaches UK rules on promotion of alcohol.

so chuffed

So is the beer... badoom-tish!

Anyway, I have been spending this morning poring over some records of occupations in medieval England, and women dominated brewing (until the rise of guilds, which pushed out of the professional space in many occupations). Maybe this was why?

^^Joke, obviously

Been done in womens' prisons for years .. known as hooch. The 'hightech microbiology' = they wear pants for days to increase the yeast then use them in the fermentation. Delightful.