There really just aren’t any words left

[BareBelliedSneetch]

Where do you go with this?

(Obviously you just don’t. There is no point in even starting. You just roll your eyes until they ache. But still...)

And this...

twitter.com/jayrayner1/status/1068924995080998921?s=21

Lang, careful now, why would the child assume it's in the mummy's tummy?

Sadly that book is out of print and probably unobtainable now on amazon (I managed to get a second had copy a few years ago as we grew up with it.)

All I want for Christmas is ... a copy of this hilarious looking book!!!

WRT the OP, this is clearly madness Sparta. Which is to say that, apparently, heterosexual intercourse was a considered a morale-boosting activity in some classical cultures, whereas, I suppose there was always gay sex with front hole having men once the time came to think about procreation. Or something.

My brain hurts!

I just eye rolled so hard that I saw a previous life flash before me.

I am never going to accept a penis as anything other than a male sex organ. It just is not and cannot, ever, be female. It does feel like this is happening in some other version of reality.

Twitter is proof of the decline of modern civilisation.

No woman has a penis.

However, I accept that transwomxyn were born with a penis and that many choose to retain them.

What with this and the Dr on WH, claiming women in sport just have to try harder, my eyes are revolving!

deepwatersolo I’m a vegan and triggered by your comment.

TBF a better analogy would be if you served me, a vegan, a sausage and tried to convince me it was an aubergine. 🍆 Then you tell me I have to eat the sausage because YOU call it an aubergine 🍆 and how do I know I won’t like it, unless I take it.

penile autonomy

Now that, ladies, is one hell of a Freudian slip.

(That’s where you say one thing and mean your mother.. ;) )

Bowlofbabelfish I think I love you. If only you weren’t a fish or are you a Babel. 😁

I only identify as a fish. And that only Monday to Friday. Weekends I assume my true form, rather like Melusina in her bath.

I've just twigged that they must mean penile anatomy.

As they used to say on It'll Be Alright On the Night, "I liked that better the first time you said it".

Penile autonomy, indeed!

Weekends I assume my true form, rather like Melusina in her bath.
So you’re just using your fish privilege during the week, then.

piscine privilege

(Resists the obvious pun... )

I am sorry but I am laughing out loud at the Rayners tweets and book
I don’t even want to look at what the OP is about though.

Looming bum hole

Thanks Tackytriceratops

Have you looked at the rest of this idiot’s Twitter?

If the penis isn't a male organ, why does it trigger their dysphoria?

Because they're lying and they know full well it's a male organ however much they say it isn't.

Looming bumhole would make a great username

Love Jay Rayner.

It's pathetic really. A complete inability to face reality.
It must be a sad existence.

piscine privilege brilliant 😆

That’s where you say one thing and mean your mother

I will never stop laughing!

Most batshit thing I've read yet.
Twitter is like some far off planet inhabited by the perpetually deluded and triggered. I never go there but enjoy looking at screenshots of the batshittery.

If only we could send them off-planet a la JD Robb's futuristic books.

Maybe Uranus could be the transophile planet on account of the fact they talk out of their arses.