Vulva scarf

[Ekphrasis]

Just some light amusement. At least the guardian admit the vulva is the external FEMALE organ, or is that literal violence??!?

Shame it's real fur though.

www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born?CMP=fb_gu

i guess you wouldn’t want to wear a large round rusty brown belt buckle with that.

C’mon Lass stop pissing on everyone’s chips.

Does piss pass for vinegar in Scotland?