(I'd love it if any talented person out there could design this award … )
Girl Guiding, for:
Saying it's OK to allow teens who can make other teens pregnant into girls’ tents and showers
Sacking a dedicated leader for speaking out against allowing self-identifying boys into girls’ tents and showers
Twittering on about girls’ rights and the importance of expressing themselves while failing to uphold either safeguarding essential
Refusing to discuss the matter with parents
Pips Bunce, for:
Not being a woman
Not being a transwoman
Being a part time drag queen
And
Accepting a place in the top 100 women in business list while his wife does the actual womaning stuff like pregnancy, maternity leave and child rearing that actual women have to blend in with their own career building
FT and Credit Suisse, for:
Sycophantically giving Bunce the award in the first place
The Prison Service, for:
Letting perverted autogynaephiliac rapists and child molesters play them like a fiddle and deliver them to an all-you-can-grope 24 hour buffet of frequently vulnerable women
Bonus award: Making female prison officers strip search intact male prisoners, who must think Christmas has come early
The Green Party, for:
Worshipping gendertwaddle so devoutly that they welcomed in a nappy wearing child-torturing paedophile bloke called Lucy
The BBC, for:
Pathetically inadequate reporting of the extent of Challoner’s crimes against children
I could add a few more but I can now barely type, what with the rage an’ all