Friday tomorrrow - Any ManFriday ideas?

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Would be grateful for any decent suggestions!

I need to catch the bus into town tomorrow.

I think I shall wear a manly tie, loosely around my neck, despite and in conjunction with a floaty top.

Anyone else planning on being manly tomorrow?

Can you go to a doctor and ask for a prostrate exam

I think you've put far too much thought into your outfit, personally. Everyone knows it's women who think about their outfits while men just shit, shower and shave when they wake up.

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Spread out on the bus. Your manly vulva will need plenty of fresh air.
Don't worry if that means the man sat next to you is squashed into the edge of his seat- you're entitled to that space.

I could use the men's toilets in my building
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You’re totally overthinking it. If you’re a man tomorrow then whatever you do is manly because you’re doing it. You could wear head to toe pink and play with Barbies all day long, but because you’re a bloke it becomes a manly activity.

Identifying is just that. Identifying. You don’t have to modify your dress or behaviour, it’s all about the genderfeelz.

I'm always manly on a Friday; it's bin day and we know putting bins out is a 'boy job'.

Identifying is just that. Identifying. You don’t have to modify your dress or behaviour, it’s all about the genderfeelz.

But you need to make sure other people know you're a man, don't you?

Don’t move out of the way for anyone when walking down the street.

Fart in public spaces.

Leave skids in the loo.

Talk over people in conversation and say “as a man...”.

But you need to make sure other people know you're a man, don't you?

No they should be well informed enough to ask you because never assume someone’s gender. That’s literal violence. You can call them transphobic for daring to think you a woman.

Definitely walk in a straight line. If people start to move out of the way then you do the same. If they don’t hold your line. Watch how much men expect you to give way to them.

I'll pop on a waistcoat , pick up the kids and go to the park. (on my bike).Then people will comment on how good I am with them. I'd like to say fart, but I do that all the time. Not brave enough for the man kini!

Talk over people and start every sentence with "as a man..." is the manly thing to do. Also manspread.