A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender,
"Have you seen my brother?"
The bartender says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. "What's your kid's
name?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the lizard. "Because he's my
newt."
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
A man walked into a bar. You have to wonder how he managed since its set so fucking low.