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Private Eye on Owen Jones :D

52 replies

StormyDaniels · 21/04/2018 16:53

Think some of you might enjoy this:

mobile.twitter.com/mrgeoffpeters/status/987326459281801217

It's Owen's trip to the seaside.

"The helter skelter offers no viable accommodation. No one in this day and age should be asked to sleep outside. On an incline" Grin

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EmpressOfJurisfiction · 21/04/2018 18:59

Best laugh I've had all day, thanks Stormy!

LassWiADelicateAir · 21/04/2018 19:01

Mumsnut

Would it be wrong to change my name to OwenJones'sPussy?

Go for it. I think we should all show some love for Owen Jones' pussy.

Sandsnake · 21/04/2018 19:04

That’s brilliant, thanks!

hackmum · 21/04/2018 19:16

How old is this parody? The current issue has Tony Blair rather than Owen Jones.

Niskasrevenge · 21/04/2018 19:25

This is excellent!

It's definitely "Jones's Pussy" not "Jones' pussy", though. Only classical names ending in 's' (e.g. Jesus' ; Sophocles') take s' in modern English.

fruitlovingmonkey · 21/04/2018 19:42

Thanks for the laugh.

IdentifiesAsMiddleAged · 21/04/2018 19:48

Niska

Are you sure?

IdentifiesAsMiddleAged · 21/04/2018 19:51

BBC World service says either is fine. Other sources say NO

Only one way to decide...FIGHT!!!!!

Bowlofbabelfish · 21/04/2018 19:53

Mwahaha. I just got my copy in the post today - been too busy to read it but will enjoy that tomorrow.

Private eye - seriously people, if you don’t subscribe, give it a thought. It’s not that expensive and it’s merciless in its investigation into wrongdoing on all sides. And apparently rather gender critical.

No affiliation with them, we’ve just always had a subscription in our household when I grew up and I’ve just got my own ;)

Queenofthedrivensnow · 21/04/2018 20:20

Omg!!

Ereshkigal · 21/04/2018 20:25

I loved both that he did a U turn on the jellyfish issue and also claimed they were totally safe as there was no evidence of them stinging anyone (despite saying that he got stung earlier)

Ereshkigal · 21/04/2018 20:27

Also the "Tory Bastard" goldfish Grin

Laniakea · 21/04/2018 20:28

Cocophobia Grin

dorothyparka · 21/04/2018 20:30

Thanks op, that made me chuckleSmile
LOJ is one of the reasons I've abandoned the Guardian after 30 years

DarthArts · 21/04/2018 20:30

Did anyone else see the twitter thread on his editing of Wikipedia?

DarthArts · 21/04/2018 20:33

Here...

twitter.com/nudderingnudnik/status/987090024700182528?s=21

Private Eye on Owen Jones :D
OlennasWimple · 21/04/2018 20:34

That's a perfect parody, bravo Craig!

And Michael Dugher said what we've all been thinking...

HerFemaleness · 21/04/2018 20:37

No, I haven't @DarthArts, do you have a link?

HerFemaleness · 21/04/2018 20:37

Ooops, posted too soon.

BonnieF · 21/04/2018 20:38

Expert skewering of the sanctimonious little tosser.

DarthArts · 21/04/2018 20:38

I posted the link - is it not visible?

AngryAttackKittens · 22/04/2018 09:35

Could't happen to a more deserving target.

(Smug little cosplaying as working class bastard.)

AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 22/04/2018 11:06

interesting thread

twitter.com/nudderingnudnik/status/987090024700182528?s=21

Bowlofbabelfish · 22/04/2018 13:20

The way the guardian treats the working classes makes me feel vaguely ill.

I’m from a resoundingly working class background and the attitude from the grauniad is one of handwringing over the actions of a particularly stupid and vulnerable pet Angry. They then fail to understand why working class people vote for more right wing parties. I considered myself left wing until this last year or so, when all the GRA stuff began to brew up. Then it’s sort of solidified in my mind that this is really shit, thought police kind of stuff. And that’s not who I am politically. And then I’ve been thinking about how the modern left treats the poor and he working classes. The old left used to be for supporting workers rights, creating a strong safety net and encouraging everyone to fulfill their abilities. The modern left seems to be for telling everyone what to think, creating dependency and for the status quo to remain as is.

I believe strongly in a safety net. In workers rights, in education improving people’s lot. I want to see equality of opportunity.
What I can’t vote for is being told what to think, that science is bigotry, that antisemitism is OK, that women are secondary to every other fucking group on the planet (men, religious men, transwomen) and thatcthe working classes are some sort of irredeemable troglodyte class who should be grateful for scraps.

So well done Owen Jones! You’ve successfully stopped this guardian reading leftie from reading the guardian AND voting labour. You’re a prize, sir.

Havoc · 22/04/2018 13:25

You are not alone, Bowlofbabelfish

I'm laughing at "handwringing over the actions of a particularly stupid and vulnerable pet", but it's true.

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