Twitter thread that will make you laugh not rage

[ElenOfTheWays]

Women are "describing themselves as a male author would "

www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/04/03/women-describing-like-male-author-funny-revealing/

It's hilarious and accurate.

Original Twitter thread here

mobile.twitter.com/whitneyarner/status/980330317247545349

I knew you witty women wouldn't let me down. Brilliant

She slouched boobily into the room like a sack of potatoes with legs and boobs. She didn't sit so much as land, settling into the depression that was a perfect fit for her misshapen form. She looked like a human puddle.

Awks Not often does 'lol' actually mean laugh out loud but in this case...LOL!

She was walking towards him, her hips were slinky, pushing her pelvis slightly forward, walking like a panther, her shirt open to a V as if an arrow pointing to those breasts, oh those enormous breasts , her glistening lips slightly open....oh my god she’s over 40! She is fading, fading, now totally invisible.

ScarletBegonias

Having a more than adequate amount in the breast department, I've had my fair share of men determined to infer my personality based solely on cup size.

At 42, with two children she was essentially invisible, but he was aware of the faded grandeur of her once magnificent breasts, like a run-down Victorian seaside town in the drizzle. Somewhere above the breasts was a mouth, which voiced opinions. He heard nothing.