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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Can I self ID as a child?

24 replies

KingLooieCatz · 26/02/2018 06:50

I can't help thinking it would be a lot more fun.

I'd get into places cheaper, save on my bus pass. I do feel more like a child than an adult quite often. And as for the times that I don't, or say I'd like to go out by myself after dark, I can be "age fluid" and identify as an adult again. Just as and when it suits. And I wouldn't have to conform to age norms in either ID, would I?

Who's with me? Whenever being a grown up feels kind of tedious -ID as a child!

Demand a place at primary school! Even though you'll never attend.

All that remains is to decide what to call anyone who dares to point out that it just isn't physically possible to change your age - age-transphobe is a bit of a mouthful.

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jessei · 26/02/2018 07:01
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Cascade220 · 26/02/2018 07:33

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KingLooieCatz · 26/02/2018 07:35

Just another thing to bring up with with Swim England et al. We're going to save a fortune at the pool! AND climb on the inflatables.

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Justanotherzombie · 26/02/2018 07:38

Lol, you're so funny. Nobody ever made this joke before.

Xulishesthepilot · 26/02/2018 07:39

Your mockery reflects badly on you.

EmpressOfJurisfiction · 26/02/2018 07:44

Well, if it works for Stefonknee...

Ouchbirthhurted · 26/02/2018 07:54

It's a good question though. I think it is why it is a bad idea to set a law on subjective belief. If we are creating a situation where a biological man can say they are a woman and demand others do so too, despite the fact they clearly do not appear to be, what is to stop someone arguing for self-Id age?

DamnDeDoubtanceIsSpartacus · 26/02/2018 08:09

Well, why not? There are men who identify as female children, are they female but not children, if so why?

We are changing laws so that people decide what they are, why not kids?

ArcheryAnnie · 26/02/2018 08:37

Empress mentioned Stefonknee, who is allegedly a trans little girl, and not the deadbeat dad in his fifties that he appears to be. He has playdates with actual children, he blogs about the sex he has with his "daddy", and his pinterest (I looked once, and will never look again, as I value my hard drive) is a nightmare mixture of fetish porn and pics of real little girls in party dresses.

Why does this pervert matter? Because he's a recognised, celebrated trans activist who has been thanked in the Canadian Parliament for his work on trans issues. He's not some weird outlier.

Not so funny or farfetched after all, alas.

DamnDeDoubtanceIsSpartacus · 26/02/2018 08:51

Isn't there a politician trans woman who is also trans about their age? Saying they are 35 when they are in their late forties? It's all up for grabs now isn't it, why not. Lets reinforce those stereotypes and let everyone pick what they want to be so long as they perform the stereotype. What harm could it possibly do?

Oh, isn't there that guy that thinks he's a baby and the staff have to change him/her? Lively, lets get all those fetishes out into our public lives, lovely jubbly.

Thisusernamethingistricky · 26/02/2018 09:49

Lol, you're so funny. Nobody ever made this joke before.

But why cant you identify as a child? Or black? Or as an animal? I have heard people say these suggestions are offensive, but why are they offensive but not appropriating womanhood? What is the difference? In all cases including transgender, you are identifying as something you are absolutely not and everyone, including science, knows you are not.

Why is being transgender totally legitimate, but not the others? Genuine question here by the way.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 26/02/2018 10:03

Without going into too much detail, I am acquainted with someone who claims to be several ages simultaneously.

TemporarySign · 26/02/2018 10:20

OK, so if this is a joke and laughable and plainly ridiculous, why are men declaring themselves to be women not equally ridiculous? What makes people suddenly re-draw a line that has existed throughout human history and prehistory and suddenly say men can be women but not the children we've all always known them to be??

PhilODox · 26/02/2018 10:26

I appreciate you're trying to highlight the ridiculousness of self-ID, but you do see that this will be used by people that want to normalise having sex with children?
The type of people that argue "well, homosexuality used to be illegal, but now it's accepted" Angry

senua · 26/02/2018 10:32

As someone who is approaching 60 but is a good few years off approaching her state pension I would like to identify as 75 y.o. (then I'd get a free TV licence, too)

Getoffthetableplease · 26/02/2018 10:40

Just ended up down a Stefonknee rabbit hole...stop the world...ShockAngry

TemporarySign · 26/02/2018 10:41

PhilODox these are people who talk about the cotton ceiling. I am also interested in the idea in the Scottish consultation of removing women's freedom to divorce 'husbands' who trans, and just where that could go given how recent the rape within marriage laws are.

But somehow all that doesn't matter.

I have definitely hit peak trans.

Datun · 26/02/2018 10:47

It's no more ridiculous than identifying as the opposite sex. It ticks all the same boxes. You really feel, quite genuinely, a completely different age.

And yes, of course it will be linked to paedophilia.

There was a YouTube video of a man talking to university students saying he identified as a woman. He looked exactly like a man. And he asked them if they accepted it. And they all said yes.

He, after a few minutes, got them to accept and agree he was in fact a five foot one Chinese woman.

They barely turned a hair.

As far as they were concerned, he was what he says he was, and it wasn't their place to disagree.

He was perfectly entitled to identify as a five foot one Chinese woman, on the basis of absolutely nothing, and obviously completely contrary to reality.

The scary thing is they had no tools or resources with which to question or challenge his assertion.

Whatever they personally believed, or didn't believe, had no place in the discourse.

As a result, reality simply could not be discussed.

I, personally, have noticed that saying what everyone else is thinking, is becoming something to be shocked by.

It's fine to be kind in the 'does my bum look big in this' scenario.

But when people are being indoctrinated to accept the wholesale denial of reality, as a means of control and silencing of dissent, something like trans age will absolutely result in the push to legitimise things like paedophilia.

KingLooieCatz · 26/02/2018 16:59

Well it was meant to be plainly ridiculous and what TemporarySign said i.e. any sane person would be forced agree that it is just not possible to "re-draw a line that has existed throughout human history and prehistory and suddenly say men can be women"

World has gone even more mad than I thought if as people are at it already.

I really thought everyone would see it as plainly ridiculous.

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TheGoalIsToStayOutOfTheHole · 26/02/2018 20:07

I can't see why not, after all the 'immortal jellyfish' can age backwards, so it seems perfectly reasonable for humans to do this too

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thebewilderness · 26/02/2018 20:08

There is a local guy who puts on frilly babydoll dresses to take selfies masturbating at the children's primary school playground. He stops when the police arrives to tell him to leave.

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