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Definition of man

38 replies

iamawoman · 04/02/2018 19:43

Just for a change - as none of the clever gendertrenders can define a woman - how about defining a man/male for us laydeez so we know how to tell one apart from one who doesnt feel like a man

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Fekko · 04/02/2018 19:44

Boobs and babies because I say so.

FissionChips · 04/02/2018 19:50

More than a woman.

tenbob · 04/02/2018 19:53

The feelz innit

InaConfusedState · 04/02/2018 19:56

I was thinking of this very thing earlier!

I wonder how Corbyn would define a man.

Belindabauer · 04/02/2018 19:59

Anyone who ifentifys as one.

Soubriquet · 04/02/2018 20:01

The ones who rule

LindySprint · 04/02/2018 20:02

XY chromosomes?

Belindabauer · 04/02/2018 20:03

I'm in the process of becoming a transcat. I'm going to take a shit in my neighbours garden and annoy their dog.
Anyone who says I'm not a real cat can go fuck themselves.
I am a cat and I'm going to dress in a soft furry ginger coat and draw whiskers on my face cos that's how I imagine all cats to be , then I'll walk and talk like a cat too.

SuperLoudPoppingAction · 04/02/2018 20:04

The manliest men are those who can bleed for a week and not die.

MakeMisogynyAHateCrime · 04/02/2018 20:05

I own jeans and have facial hair that I need to remove please tell me, am I a man?

GruffaloPants · 04/02/2018 20:11

When I was little I liked Lego and cars. I wear jeans. Pretty sure I'm a man. With a mangina and boy boobs.

Ostrichnomore · 04/02/2018 20:12

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iamawoman · 04/02/2018 20:13

Likes football and beer? Poorer toilet hygiene than a womanSmile

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iamawoman · 04/02/2018 20:14

Mangina and moobs😀

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MissBeehiving · 04/02/2018 20:17

I must be a REAL man because I cut the grass, do DIY and wear trousers. Sometimes I don’t wear a bra or makeup either.

Wisterical · 04/02/2018 20:21

Allowed to have opinions.

ChemistryGeek · 04/02/2018 20:21

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Fekko · 04/02/2018 20:25

🤐

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 04/02/2018 20:30

Hmmm...

I like motorbikes, can even fix them!!

Have facial hair that I cba to remove

Shave my head

Don't shave body hair

Have massive tats

Never wear dresses/heels etc

Must be a man I guess.

Must be hallucinating the years of awful periods, the awful pregnancy, the 3 years feeding a child with my imaginary breasts, the sexual harrassment etc etc etc

OR......

Man = XY chromosome.

Hmm
PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:33

My niece. I got of for not using her new name, even though I hadn’t called her by her given name. She’s still going to o my other niece’s hen party, though. 🙄

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:33

*got told off for not...

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:36

Belindabauer you’ll save a fortune on toilet roll, though you might want to stock up on mouthwash.

Belindabauer · 04/02/2018 20:51

Positively- that's true!
Think I'll enjoy shedding hair everywhere too.

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 21:10

Belindabauer I’m just jealous I didn’t think of identifying as a cat, but since I’m a dog sitter it might not be a good idea. 😁

SmurfOrTerf · 04/02/2018 21:14

Drinks beer
Watches football
Cuts the grass
Puts out the bins
Wears trousers
Has short hair
Yippee kiy ay - motherfucker - I must be a man.
Where's my pay rise ?