Help with harnessing my feminine wiles

[Geronimoleapinglizards]

I'm interested in exploring my femininity further as currently I don't feel I'm exploiting it to the maximum effect. I've been reading a few articles on Huff Po by erotic model Williams and there's definitely stuff I'm missing out.

Jane says ;I know what I want in sex but I'm quite prepared to use my feminine wiles to get it.' I think I missed that memo in sex ed. Any pointers? It sounds fun, quite frankly and I don't think I can be quite female if I don't even possess these strange wiles.

I'm concerned I'm too good at driving to be a proper woman, too. Jane's bi-gender husband 'drives the car differently, is less confident and less assertive' when they involuntarily become female for a few hours. I swore under my breath at another driver this morning. Am I possibly bi-gender and slipping into being male without realising it? If so my man-vagina both looked and felt the same as my female so it will be hard to tell on future occasions. And being honest, there have been times when I've chucked my clothes on the floor instead of folding them neatly in a cupboard and this is clearly also signalling to my sexual partner that in fact I'm male.

I really need some classes on being female. I'm clearly falling short.

(And yes, I am loathe to give this person extra hits on their articles. But come on. What a load of bilge)

Linky no worky.

But it sounds dire. Off to google.

This one?

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/jane-williams1/the-challenge-of-living-w_b_17419138.html

This is my favourite bit: ‘He only turns me on as my husband. If I'm out with her, he sends me fond messages saying he misses me, it helps me to know he's still there’

Hellooooo delusional.

I clicked as well sounds like an awesome read

I asked my DH if I have feminine wiles and he looked nonplussed.

Generally I sot around in comfy clothes and no bra breaking wind occasionally and tbf he does anything I ask or tell him to. Maybe these are feminine wiles?

Stupid twats

“She drives the car differently, is less confident and less assertive. When she writes and expresses herself it comes from the heart, he is more guarded, defensively upbeat and economical with his words.”

Man believes in gender stereotypes. Who’da thunk it?

My favourite bit too, anachronistic

I like the way the author says they were dismayed to find they were straight AND heterosexual when they transitioned. ??? is there a difference?

I also find it hard to understand why they were shocked to find they were attracted to men when they had fancied men all their lives

Ah, apologies for the link. Jane Williams is the one - she writes a blog and god knows why Huff Po have picked up her rubbish writing.

It's just so depressing people take it as biological fact that women are shit at driving. I'm not. I've never had an accident in my life.

So, who is who in that picture

Fucking narcissistic knobwipes.

Terry the man wearing fishnets is the bi-gender human. Because fishnets are appropriate daywear for every self-respecting woman.

Ah - thought that was the transitioned one writing, and the other the part-time man. It is hard to keep up.

So it's more feminine willies than feminine wiles.

Probably a problem with autocorrect

Batshit!

Isnt multiple personalities a form of schizophrenia?

No - it's Multiple Personality Disorder

(Schizophrenia is something else)

Two fucked up wierdos

Says my husband

As I am the subservient woman I agree totally.... but when I am a bloke....🤔

Ha - in appropriate circumstances (London, Italy, blending into traffic that doesn't want to let me) I'm an extremely assertive driver - and you should see me getting our pickup on and off a ferry!

Is she saying he txts her, when he's with her, but being his feminine self? How very.. err.. well.. I suppose I would have thought it sweet when I was 18...

Pretty sure wiles means just saying what you want. Anything else is madness and asking for disappointment.

Does he have a special penis phone for when he is she,but messages as him?

This is all kinds of fucked up, there's trans,hetero and lesbian all in one relationship. Now that's one fruity salad.

Is she saying he txts her, when he's with her, but being his feminine self? How very.. err.. well.. I suppose I would have thought it sweet when I was 18...

Yes I think so @PocketCoffee, when he's Tina and having a 'girly night out' with his wife he somehow manages to send texts as Mart. If you look at the comments 'Tina' is posting and claims that the switch between Mart and Tina is completely involuntairy and something he has no control over. It's all very strange.

'Feminine willies'

sounds like dissasociative identity disorder more than anything

Since then I have come to realise that my partner does not choose to be male or female at any particular time. This is not a choice but an involuntary feeling which lasts for hours then switches to the opposite gender again. My partner can be naked and feel either male or female.

That's nice dear

Where do people get the time for this ninja level bullshit? Honestly! There’s not enough hours in the day to do daily life, let alone all this codswallop on top.

Yes that sort of crossed my mind when I was reading about whoever it was (the writer?) going out with the partner as one gender whilst being texted as the other. I haven't got time to do that and I do nuffin.