I've made You Guys Proud Today 😄

[HairyMoose]

Out at a beautiful beachside cafe with a jazz band, when two women approached with a tray full of veeeerrrrrry expensive cognac they were promoting. They came to our table and offered it to my DP who doesn't drink at all. So I took a glass just to taste, they told me it wasn't really a ladies drink!!! WTF is a ladies drink??? I didn't know who had to have a fucking penis to enjoy a drink 😡😡😡
This really passed me off so untrue MN style I approached them and said its such a pity who mentioned that it is not a ladies drink as I Really wanted to buy a bottle but unfortunately I don't have a penis as you mentioned was a requirement so I will have to leave it then 🤔 Their jaws dropped and I swished my hair and walked away!!

'Ere, you can't do a bank transfer, that's finance that is. Best ask hubby to do it for you.

DP is vegetarian and I'm not, but it's usually assumed our meals are the other way round (and that he's paying).

DP is vegetarian and I'm not, but when we eat out it's usually assumed that our meals are the other way round (and that he's paying).

So are you supposed to hoover the cognac up via your John Thomas like an elephants trunk?

Novel indeed...

Well done.

Was it nice?

That is hilarious xxx

It was fantastic 😋😋

It's the same as cars. Men call some cars - ladies cars and big 4x4 cars men's cars. Can't say I've ever noticed a penis or a vagina/vulva on either but I'm happy to learn something new

Well, women only need cars as means of transportation, not to compensate for a tiny penis. That's probably it.
Though to be fair, the big cars should probably be called "cars for people with low self-esteem".The source of which is not always a tiny penis.

Yes, re cars, I was buying a new one and had the DC with me. DDs dad had come to meet her at the showroom, as he had been late to pick her up.

Sales guy started immediately addressing him, assuming he was the man of the family, therefore the one buying, despite all previous discussion and the test drive being with me. He can't drive, we are not together and he certainly was not going to offer to pay

A car mechanic once insisted I took a seized brake caliper home to show DH, despite me repeatedly telling him DH knows nothing about cars, isn't interested in cars and has no interest in repairs to MY car. Grrrr.

cocoa at that point I think I would go to a different show room and tell them why. Sexist idiots.

Mind you we are doing our kitchen at the moment and none of the sales people will direct any information at DH even when he asks a question. Grrrr.

Yep, my dh (now deceased) went with me to buy a car once. He couldn't drive due to his medical condition, wasn't interested in cars and loathed having to feign knowledge he didn't possess. Salesman still directed the answers to all my (v. pertinent) questions to dh. He made me promise never to take him to a car showroom again (partly because he thought I was going to explode).

Last time I went out to eat I got served my male friend's prawn salad while he got my venison pie. This is despite having taken the orders from us individually and answering "yes please" when our respective meals were announced.