What are the most prominent schools of thought within feminism?

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What are the most prominent schools of thought within feminism?

Celery is the devil's own food.

Radishes are lovely and crunchy.

But you can't beat a tomato; or at least, if you do, you'll get a decent sauce...

I love celery, radishes and tomatoes. Does that make me veggiesectional?

Well I'm veg-phobic and I'm feeling Very Triggered right now

Tsk. LMGTFY

I'm celery-positive, as long as it's cooked.

I've never tried a radish. One has never appealed to me.
Am i missing out?

Beyond, you're expecting the radish to do all the work there. Why should it put the effort into appealing to you if you won't meet it halfway?

I like radish, celery and celeriac. I may even grow all of these things this year (celery is tricky though)

I'm rather offended that Oubliette hates me.

Celery is wrong, just wrong.

Tomatoes are fruit! You're misvegetablising them

Tomatoes are a vegetable ally!

Awwww Puffins - I don't hate you, just radishes and broccoli because it looks like thousands of tadpoles all bunched together and tastes horrible Celery is awesome - preferably raw, it looses something if you cook it.

DH is with you - he seems to consider celery as some kind of crime against humanity.

Anything which allegedly takes more calories to digest than it contains IS a crime against humanity.

So there.

T omato ERF!!

More calories to digest than it contains is a fallacy. Nestlé ran into lots of legal difficulties when they tried to launch a tea product with that type of claim (Enviga - no longer sold).

Puffins you're doing celery eating wrong in that case. It should come with a massive dollop of full fat cream cheese or a wedge of Stilton. Amazing.

I want to identify as pineapple - they get served on pizza and with gammon and you can make salsa with them, so they must be allowed to classify themselves as vegetables.

Celery with a blob of pate down the gap is good. Tis my standard 'bread' type thing now i'm lowcarbing

My grandma used to serve celery sticks stuffed with cream cheese - probably one of the reasons I like it.

Yes, but it's a lesbian fallacy, oub.

I'm saladfluid. Today I'm identifying as lollo rosso, and it's really important to me that people respect that.

I'm presuming you are referring to my stance on pineapple Jeanne

(Because if you are referring to my childhood celery & cream cheese memories, I'm very confused).

I'm still parading out here with my banner for fruit rights. The only time fruit has been valued so far on this thread is when it has to live as a vegetable. For shame on you all, you think you're campaigning for equal rights and then say that pineapples can only be valued insofar as they act as vegetables on pizzas.

Not that I like pineapples myself but I will stand up for their right to self-identity. Apples. Can never go wrong with an apple.

And tomatoes - only valued as a vegetable ally. Disgraceful. This kind of empowerment is just skin-deep. You're pretending to give them a choice, it's a false choice: both lead to false stereotypes.

Let fruit be fruit.

I'm obviously a spring onion feminist...