Hi. Regular long-in-the-tooth MNer here but NC’d for this as a bit embarrassing…
Just been for smear. Thought nothing of it. Usual problems locating cervix thanks to super-long vagina and retroverted uterus. When she located it she couldn’t find my mirena strings. No idea how long they’ve been missing for, as I’ve never been able to feel them due to long vagina & short fingers!
I mentioned I’ve not been having periods, and she made me do a pg test (the most terrifying 15mins of my life!)…. Negative (phew!). The lack of periods is possibly peri (I was having night sweats so I’ve been on Oestrogel for about 9months) but I’m only 43 & haven’t had any actually blood tests so it’s all a bit vague.
She spoke with a GP who’s going to call me on Tuesday to speak with me then get me in.
Has anyone else had this? What happens if the GP also can’t find the strings? Also: she said I’ve a kind of discharge on my cervix…wtf?!
I’m slightly having kittens about the whole thing. It just all came as a bit of a shock, and with the pregnancy scare too…. Gulp. It’d be good to hear some calming sensible words of advice!