Do you keep books in your bathroom?

[singsinthebath]

I recently heard of someone who had a mini library in their downstairs loo!

How many books do you have in your loo?
And what are they?

I love "Bathroom books". At the moment, I keep some Andy Riley in there, Does Anything Eat Wasps and Schott's food miscellany. There's a whole chapter in one of the Bachelor Brothers books (in themselves excellent bathroom reading) that covers suitable bathroom reading.

we've got a combination of old Nature magazine and old Skin Deeps - we're nothing if not diverse

"Minute particles of water containing urine and poo splash around the bathroom"

Sadly I was thinking about this as I cleaned my teeth this morning. How do the anti-reading-in-the-bathroom brigade manage to keep the projectile poo away from their toothbrush?