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Guess the opening lines...

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kinkytoes · 14/05/2026 15:02

Hi all, hope it's ok to start this here.

Thought it might be fun and stretch the old grey matter a bit.

I'll attach a shot of some opening lines and whoever guesses correctly post their own?

We could all just post pics but then we might lose track. I don't mind.

Let me know what you think (of the idea, and the opening lines here - hopefully started off with an easyish one but let me know if any clues are needed!)

If it's being done elsewhere please someone direct me 😊

Guess the opening lines...
OP posts:
merryhouse · 14/05/2026 17:13

Bridget Jones' Diary

HelenaWilson · 14/05/2026 17:13

merryhouse

Is that one of the Flashman books? I know what the event is of course.

merryhouse · 14/05/2026 17:14

HelenaWilson · 14/05/2026 17:13

merryhouse

Is that one of the Flashman books? I know what the event is of course.

It is, yes - At The Charge

FeliciaFancybottom · 14/05/2026 17:15

Undergroundovergroundwomblingfree · 14/05/2026 17:05

Currently reading this.

'Put me out with the bins,' he said, regularly. 'When I die, put me out with the bins. I'll be dead, so I won't know any different. you'll be crying your eyes out,' and he would laugh and I'd laugh too because we both knew that I wouldn't be crying my eyes out. I never cry.
When the time came, on Wednesday 29th November 2017, I followed his instructions. He was small and frail and eighty-two years old by then, so it was easy to get him into one large garden waste bag.

Strange Sally Diamond.

Threeslothsontheshirt · 14/05/2026 17:15

There was no possibility of taking a walk that day

Cyclistmumgrandma · 14/05/2026 17:16

And
"We have never been very certain of my mother's age, for the simple reason that she can never remember her date of birth; all I can say is that she was old enough to have four children".

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:17

TonTonMacoute · 14/05/2026 17:04

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g PG Wodehouse, could it be another?

Dead easy one

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

And who could forget
**
It is a truth universally acknowledged ...

Edited

Yes indeed. The Luck of the Bodkins. I don't know the book but in a crowded field that's one my favourite Wodehouse quotes.

Cyclistmumgrandma · 14/05/2026 17:17

Sorry forgot to claim Jane Eyre for “There was no possibility of taking a walk that day.”

FeliciaFancybottom · 14/05/2026 17:18

Threeslothsontheshirt · 14/05/2026 17:15

There was no possibility of taking a walk that day

Jane Eyre.

HelenaWilson · 14/05/2026 17:18

Jane Eyre and My Family and Other Animals.

FeliciaFancybottom · 14/05/2026 17:19

Can people please quote what they're responding to?

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:20

Threeslothsontheshirt · 14/05/2026 17:15

There was no possibility of taking a walk that day

Jane Eyre, I think.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:21

CrossPurposes · 14/05/2026 17:04

The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler

Yes.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:23

Cyclistmumgrandma · 14/05/2026 17:13

Rebecca

The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.

The Go-Between, L. P. Hartley.

facepalmcustard · 14/05/2026 17:25

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 16:58

^The truth is, if old Major Dover hadn’t dropped dead at Taunton races Jim would never have come to Thursgood’s at all.^

Lucky Jim! One of my absolute favourites

DreamingOfGeneHunt · 14/05/2026 17:26

"It was a wet Sunday afternoon in North Oxford at the beginning of October. The laurel bushes which bordered the path leading to Leamington Lodge, Banbury Road, were dripping with rain. A few sodden chrysanthemums, dahlias and zinnias drooped in the flower-beds on the lawn."

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:26

facepalmcustard · 14/05/2026 17:25

Lucky Jim! One of my absolute favourites

No! Not Kingsley Amis.

Thelessdeceived · 14/05/2026 17:26

Threeslothsontheshirt · 14/05/2026 17:03

Classic here: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”

‘A Tale of Two Cities’.

’It was a bright, cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.’

Thelessdeceived · 14/05/2026 17:28

:"When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow".

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/05/2026 17:28

Thelessdeceived · 14/05/2026 17:26

‘A Tale of Two Cities’.

’It was a bright, cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.’

1984

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 14/05/2026 17:29

Spotted A Tale of Two Cities above.

This is from a short story.
It was a chill, rain-washed afternoon of a late August day, that indefinite season when partridges are still in security or cold storage, and there is nothing to hunt, unless one is bounded on the North by the Bristol Channel, in which case one may lawfully gallop after fat red stags.

And the photo is from a novel.

Guess the opening lines...
Thelessdeceived · 14/05/2026 17:30

"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.”

FeliciaFancybottom · 14/05/2026 17:31

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 14/05/2026 17:29

Spotted A Tale of Two Cities above.

This is from a short story.
It was a chill, rain-washed afternoon of a late August day, that indefinite season when partridges are still in security or cold storage, and there is nothing to hunt, unless one is bounded on the North by the Bristol Channel, in which case one may lawfully gallop after fat red stags.

And the photo is from a novel.

Edited

Diary of a Nobody.

kinkytoes · 14/05/2026 17:31

Thelessdeceived · 14/05/2026 17:28

:"When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow".

To Kill A Mockingbird.

OP posts:
Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 14/05/2026 17:32

FeliciaFancybottom · 14/05/2026 17:31

Diary of a Nobody.

Top marks 😁