56. Privileged Children - Frances Vernon
In 1906, in Red Lion Square in London, eight year-old Alice lives with her widowed mother, the beautiful Diana Molloy. Diana lives as 'the most old-fashioned kind of professional woman', but at heart she’s a Bohemian, and Alice grows up in the same spirit, defying the pompous relatives she’s sent to live with after her mother dies, and getting pregnant after regular liaisons with red-haired stable-boy Luke.
Finally back in London, she returns to Bohemia by establishing an unconventional ménage with Anatole Brécu, a Frenchman whose physical ugliness is overcome by his charm. The novel follows the rest of Alice's life as she has another baby by Anatole, reluctantly marries him, realises she’s a lesbian, has a tempestuous affair with a beautiful 14 year-old runaway, Miranda, and ultimately dies at 60 in a motorcycle accident. Anatole's two daughters from his previous marriage and various other characters revolve around the story.
Well, this was….erm, an odd one to say the least. This was Vernon's first novel, written when she was 16 and published in 1982 when she was 21, to rave reviews.
I stumbled across mention of her books and had never heard of her - she wrote six novels, and committed suicide at 27. What grabbed me was a comparison between her and Barbara Pym….which, having read Privileged Children, totally baffles me. But on the back of my paperback copy is a blurb saying 'reminds one of Daisy Ashford grown up', and that is EXACTLY, hilariously right: imagine Mr Salteena and Ethel Monticue earnestly discussing incest, lesbianism, castration complexes and the advent of menarche, and you have this book to a T. Maybe I’m just fatally missing the element of genius that every other review seems to detect here, but - entertaining though it was - I’ve regretfully had to accept that I won’t be discovering a marvellous new author after all.