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Books that you thought you'd love but didn't.

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CaramelJones · 05/07/2022 14:22

I thought that I was going to love We Have Always Lived in the Castle and The Haunting of Hill House but I didn't, in spite of how many boxes they ticked for me.

Which books were you disappointed by?

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BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 08/07/2022 12:23

I was sure that I would love the Three Body Problem, but I really didn't. I made it all the way through the first book and found the historical back story interesting but not interesting enough to get me to read the next book.

LynneBenfield · 08/07/2022 14:35

I agree with Eleanor Oliphant. Dull, frustrating, depressing and the ‘twist’ was painfully obvious. I returned it to Amazon for a refund, it was so bad (bought on Kindle).

ChagSameachDoreen · 08/07/2022 14:47

NightmareSlashDelightful · 08/07/2022 08:17

I couldn’t bear the St Mary’s books (I waded through the first one and tried the second) — so glib and really sloppily written. I’m amazed that there are now a dozen of them.

Call Me By Your Name — aka Please Groom My Teenager.

Jurassic Park, Jaws and Minority Report — all far better movies than the source books.

Something about Literary Potato Peel Pie — just urgh

Don't EVER read the sequel to Call Me By Your Name.

You go in thinking it will be a reprise of the Elio story, but the first half is about his sleazy old dad seducing a young lass on a train.

GelatoQueen · 08/07/2022 21:02

For me
The Secret History - Donna Tartt and also The Little Sister by Donna Tartt. Finished both but couldn't understand the fuss
The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde. Gave up a third of the way in - too pretentiously clever for its own good
Never Let Me Go - Left me cold
Jonathon Strange etc. Did not manage more than a few chapters. Dull Dull dull
And surprisingly - Moral Disorder by Margaret Atwood. I usually love anything by Atwood but not this. Just found it dull and a rehash of old ideas

tadpole39 · 08/07/2022 23:35

The salt path for me. Just didn't believe it, my dd had just started uni like the couples daughter and I got frequent requests for cash, visits at weekends and tearful phone calls. No way could I have buggered off to walk the South West coast path living on £11 a week and out of contact for weeks at a time. Especially with a partner that might die at any time! Just made me furious.

User79865765 · 09/07/2022 07:15

The salt path is true though isn’t it?

Gensola · 09/07/2022 17:25

The salt path is a true story 😁

Swordfishtrombone · 09/07/2022 17:43

Normal People made me roll my eyes. Dull, dull people.

Wolf Hall. My ego really liked the idea of reading this but my patience and attention had other plans. I did really like the TV adaptation though.

Sorrow and Bliss made me want to throw my Kindle against a wall.

ClaudiusTheGod · 09/07/2022 18:03

SpaghettiNotCourgetti · 06/07/2022 22:13

Wuthering Heights - bunch of wankers

Wolf Hall - very boring and no wolves

The Eyre Affair - no idea what was happening or why there was a dodo

Most fantasy books - full of stupid names and people with unusual eye colours instead of personalities

The Catcher in the Rye - whiny little bitch; will grow up into a total manchild

American Psycho - bafflingly WTF

Bleak House - STFU, Esther

SPOILER ALERT

You don’t think that a kid who’s been sexually assaulted by his teacher after losing his brother to cancer could be a bit whiny?

garlictwist · 11/07/2022 04:25

On the Road.

Such waffle. And very misogynistic. The way he writes about women is awful.

Gremlinsateit · 11/07/2022 06:15

PuppyMonkey · 06/07/2022 21:45

I’ve been trying to read The Little Friend for about six months and my Kindle says I’m still only 33% of the way through it. Think I’m going to give up.Confused

Give up now! It only gets worse 😬

Paranoidandroidmarvin · 11/07/2022 06:22

I’m gutted. I love Blake Crouch. So was excited to get his new book that came out the other day.
it is awful. He obviously had to do a lot of research into genes and how they work. But after I have had to listen to a long list of genes and their medical names and what they do. I have up. It’s not just once either. It’s all the way through the books.

CaramelJones · 11/07/2022 11:25

I'm enjoying reading everyone's responses.

Grief is the Thing with Feathers is another book that I thought I'd love but didn't. I really disliked it though I think that was mostly down to the writing style. I don't know the technical term for it but I can't bear nonsense verse in books.

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IceandIndigo · 18/07/2022 12:58

H is for Hawk is another one for me. It's so much the sort of thing I normally like that two people bought it for me as a gift. I really disliked it, the author was self-indulgent and the process of training the hawk was cruel.

KirstenBlest · 18/07/2022 14:18

I didn't get very far with H is for Hawk

ChannelLightVessel · 22/07/2022 21:57

I hated The Secret History: I thought it needed serious editing down. Also, I studied Classics at uni so I am not keen on the idea that Classicists are all incredibly posh and completely unhinged.

Forgothowmuchlhatehomeschoolin · 22/07/2022 22:02

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 06/07/2022 18:47

Catcher in the Rye, I couldn't stand it but I might have been too old when I read it in my 30s. I did read something later about introverts not liking first person books because they are uncomfortable being inside someone else's head, which made sense to me, I was very uncomfortable with it. Similarly for Vernon God Little which lots of people loved at the time that it was published, although nobody ever mentions it now.

Wouldn't describe myself as an introvert but l really am not enjoying this so going to bin it off

TheHuntingoftheSnark · 22/07/2022 22:02

DuesToTheDirt · 06/07/2022 18:28

I came on here to say Catch 22 - so repetitive. After you've got past the first 15 pages the rest is just regurgitation of what you've already read.

Someone explained Catch 22 to me as it makes you feel like the men do in the book! Made more sense to me after that.

pippinsleftleg · 22/07/2022 22:18

The Girl with th Dragon Tattoo - most depressing book I’ve ever read

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 23/07/2022 18:16

Everyone told me to read The Tent, The Bucket and Me. Said my kidneys would burst and my eyeballs would explode with laughing.

Didnt laugh once. Just read it thinking what idiots her parents sound. Can’t believe that it was so successful.

Also, Elenor Oliphant. Load of rubbish where nothing happens. Boring, like wading through tar. How is it so popular?

LydiaBennetsUglyBonnet · 23/07/2022 18:18

Oh and yea to This Is Going to Hurt - misogynistic bile. I fell down a rabbit hole of researching the author who, as it turns out, hates disabled people as well as women and has written some vile songs as part of his ‘comedy act’ making fun of people with Down syndrome and cerebral palsy. A doctor. Thanks Christ he quit the profession

TheFairyCaravan · 23/07/2022 18:43

This Is Going To Hurt. He’s utterly vile and the book is completely over egged imo.

The Thursday Murder Club. It was like plodding through treacle but did wonders for my insomnia.

Elinor Oliphant. I was desperately waiting for the good bit but got to the end instead.

The Midnight Library. I read that on holiday. It always drove me to throw my Kindle into the swimming pool.

Bruce123 · 23/07/2022 18:49

Bridget Jones diary. Loved the film. But the constant weighings and cigarette counts just got boring…
I kept thinking “ stop being so self absorbed and shallow!”

Hereforaccountability · 23/07/2022 20:06

Not my beloved Bridget Jones Shock It is satire after all. I also adore her book Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination.

I hated Scoop by Evelyn Waugh after expecting to love it. I'd got the idea it was going to have the feeling of PG Wodehouse meets Cold Comfort Farm. I couldn't get past the racism and not very much happened.

Also expected to like I Capture the Castle and even more so The Pursuit of Love, but found both annoyingly whimsical and insubstantial. Probably moreso because I'd built them up in my mind in advance.

Scalottia · 23/07/2022 20:19

UnimpeachableBravery · 05/07/2022 17:16

I'm reading Uprooted by Naomi Novik. The description is totally my jam. I'm finding it really irritating.

Me too! I really thought that I would like it, the blurb was exactly my kind of thing...but no, it irritated me and it was a struggle to finish.