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Dorothy Parker

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GameofPhones · 02/09/2020 10:20

i have just rediscovered some of the wonderful Dorothy Parker aphorisms, eg

"If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised."

"One more drink and I'll be under the host."

On news of Calvin Coolidge's death "How could they tell?"

"This is not a novel to be lightly tossed aside. It should be thrown with great force."

On getting an abortion "It serves me right for putting all my eggs into one bastard."

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

Like to try some in the same vein? Mine is "C'est la v.d."

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DancelikeEmmaGoldman · 03/09/2020 04:17

I have always loved this poem of Parker’s.

Rainy Night

Ghosts of all my lovely sins,
Who attend too well my pillow,
Gay the wanton rain begins;
Hide the limp and tearful willow.

Turn aside your eyes and ears,
Trail away your robes of sorrow,
You shall have my further years–
You shall walk with me tomorrow.

I am sister to the rain;
Fey and sudden and unholy,
Petulant at the windowpane,
Quickly lost, remembered slowly.

I have lived with shades, a shade;
I am hung with graveyard flowers.
Let me be tonight arrayed
In the silver of the showers.

Every fragile thing shall rust;
When another April passes
I may be a furry dust,
Sifting through the brittle grasses.

All sweet sins shall be forgot;
Who will live to tell their siring?
Hear me now, nor let me rot
Wistful still, and still aspiring.

Ghosts of dear temptations, heed;
I am frail, be you forgiving.
See you not that I have need
To be living with the living?

Sail, tonight, the Styx’s breast;
Glide among the dim processions
Of the exquisite unblest,
Spirits of my shared transgressions,

Roam with young Persephone.
Plucking poppies for your slumber . . .
With the morrow, there shall be
One more wraith among your number.

DancelikeEmmaGoldman · 03/09/2020 04:20

It’s not a necessarily a great poem, although the “sister to the rain” stanza is wonderful. But it has a decorative, slightly feverish quality which, to me, is so evocative of the era.

mumsthewurd · 13/09/2020 20:50

Resumé is one of my favourites ever, a bit drier than Sylvia Plath -

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

MsAmerica · 16/09/2020 00:46

She's great!

My quotation:
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

My poem (lesser known, refers to William Randolph Hearst:
Upon my honor, I saw a Madonna
Standing in a niche,
Above the door
Of the famous whore
Of a prominent son of a bitch.

I was going to include a short story, but can't find a single one online.

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