Just spotted on Grauniad CiF and shamelessly pinched for here:
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Me, once, dating a journalist: "How come 'writer' was voted, by women, one of the LEAST sexy jobs a man can do?"
Journalist: "Probably a reputation for writers being alcoholic and depressed."
Me: "But men voted it one of the MOST sexy jobs a woman can do."
Journalist: "Same again. Alcoholic and depressed. Men think 'She'll be rat-arsed AND desperate.'"
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