************** WHAT BOOK AM ? ********************* GUESSING GAME

[Desiderata]

You may ask me questions, to which I can only answer YES/NO/MAYBE.

Clue to get you started: this is a classic novel.

Jem- don't think so

sorry -I have had a liquid lunch.

Will try and concentrate.

Conrad?

Thhriller?

main character female?

des- no
tgo- sort of !
jem- no

Spy novel?

not not spy nove;
abnother clue ?

yes, please.

yes, another clue!

ok, he is Scottish

does he write about horses?

Ian Flemming?

not that I know of tgo

not Ian Fleming

Of course, we've forgotten that dull old fecker ....

D H Lawrence?

he's from the East Midlands !!
no Scottish

another clue because I've got to go in a min ?

Then it's D H Lawrence!

Sons and Lovers?

Go on then, another clue!

no Des - I meant that yes,DH L was from East Midlands, my bloke is Scottish !!

Iain Banks?

Whit?