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Are there key words on the jacket that puts you OFF a book?

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sweetnessandlite · 07/09/2014 15:58

Me?

As soon as I read the words 'Cornwall' or 'Painter' or 'tea shop' or 'young mother'
I immediately Put The Book Back.

Why do a lot of female authors set their story in Cornwall? It's so boring and predictable.

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geekaMaxima · 07/09/2014 19:57

Surprised to see so many people listing Ireland as a hated keyword. It's kinda weird to want to avoid a whole country. Sad

What is it that you think the book will be about??

SanityClause · 07/09/2014 19:59

I look at the who has reviewed it. If it's the daily mail and a load of women's magazines, I usually wouldn't bother.

SanityClause · 07/09/2014 20:00

Sorry, rogue "the" in there.

I've never seen a book reviewed by The Who, though. Hmmm!

sweetnessandlite · 07/09/2014 20:01

geekaMaxima,
A lot of authors use the old cliches- Nuns, Seamus, Nuns, Priest, Convents, .....
That's what puts people off!
We want fiction about Ireland, thats' NOW.

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NickiFury · 07/09/2014 20:01

Grin Beertrickspotter.

Me too, someone told me that "Bad Neighbour" was the funniest ever film and that I wouldn't stop laughing throughout. I sat there with a Po Face throughout.

geekaMaxima · 07/09/2014 20:52

Sweetnessandlite - if it's all about avoiding misery lit or lazy stereotypes, I totally get that.

Funny, but I've never actually read a book set in Ireland that was all nuns, priests, convents, etc. I'm now pleased I managed to avoid them Grin

For modern Irish fiction, John Banville (definitely lit fic) and Paul Murray (darkly comic) are great.

Trills · 07/09/2014 20:53

Kooky

sweetnessandlite · 07/09/2014 21:11

Kooky"
Yes Insant Turn-Off!

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Badvoc123 · 07/09/2014 21:17

Anything liked by the daily mail

carlajean · 07/09/2014 21:19

anything with a 'recommended by the Richard and Judy Bookgroup' on it

MarkWrightsLonelyBraincell · 07/09/2014 21:24

Look at this pile of shit. I haven't even read the blurb, I don't need to.
In answer to the op, twee, stupid pop culture references make me want to commit arson in the aisles of Waterstones.

Are there key words on the jacket that puts you OFF a book?
sweetnessandlite · 07/09/2014 21:27

or modern Irish fiction, John Banville (definitely lit fic) and Paul Murray (darkly comic) are great

Must give this a go!

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thedevilinside · 07/09/2014 21:31

Any book that goes on and on about how wonderful the author is, how many awards etc. without giving me a plot line. That goes straight back on the shelf, no matter how prize winning the book is

LEMmingaround · 07/09/2014 21:32

Choc lit!! What us it anyway???

MarkWrightsLonelyBraincell · 07/09/2014 21:32

That makes me cross too devil. If they don't give me a hint to what the story is actually about, I can't be arsed parting with my money.
Grin

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CeeloWeevil · 07/09/2014 21:35

anything with a lot of pink on the cover, or that describes the female protagonist as 'beautiful' or 'headstrong'.

no to 'saga' or anything with positive reviews from the Daily Mail.

IsabellaofFrance · 07/09/2014 21:38

'A dark secret from the past threatens to destroy everything'.

Having said that, I did read I am Forbidden whose blurb has something along those lines and it was fabulous.

MarkWrightsLonelyBraincell · 07/09/2014 21:38

I think there is a disclaimer that it isn't endorsed Beer, but you make a good point.

If I was Mary Berry I'd be looking to sue their arses off, "it's nothing to do with ME", imagine being associated with such bilge? People will assume she's endorsed it.

LEMmingaround · 07/09/2014 21:38

Anything reviewed by cosmopolitan, good house-keeping, the DM.

LEMmingaround · 07/09/2014 21:39

Will no one tell me what choc lit is????

MarkWrightsLonelyBraincell · 07/09/2014 21:39

P.s, I would buy your book, it sounds... Lively. Grin

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