Wednesday - I got my Kindle copy of Wolf Hall for 99p, too.
It was awful. There was no plot in the first half - blah blah blah King lusts after Anne blah blah People not happy blah blah blah King lusts after Anne... for over 300 pages. One snippet of a conversation, then another conversation between different people 6 months later. No story to speak of. Most characters named 'Thomas'. It got a bit more coherent towards the end but by then I just wanted it to be over.
The Other Boleyn Girl was much more interesting and took only 2 hours of my life.
Also, Hilary Mantel doesn't care to write meaningful sentences & can't punctuate. Nor does she have an editor who can. Or possibly, they both think this writing 'style' makes her books speshul. An example:
Finally, he thinks, I must end this: can it be true, he wonders, that as a subject should, I really love my king?
Another:
^Christophe rides beside him and pesters him: you have said you will tell me who is Cicero and who is Reginald Pole.
'Cicero was a Roman'
'A general?'^
Ffs 