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You are the Hogwarts sorting hat. Which house do celebs belong in? And which are death eaters?

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 09:53

Following on from the Potter ending thread...

Jeremy Kyle : Death Eater

Anthea Turner : Death Eater

Jeremy Clarkson : Slytherin

George Clooney : GRYFFINDOR!

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wilbur · 28/02/2006 10:16

Alan Titchmarsh (just reading a gardening book of his) - Hufflepuff

flashingnosethefrond · 28/02/2006 10:21

Nooo, Jeremy Clarkson is in Hufflepuff, surely? Along with John Prescott.

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:22

Kate Moss is in Slytherin

I dunno about Clarkson, he's too clever to go in Hufflepuff, but not quite sneaky enough for Slytherin

Titchmarsh - Hufflepuff - spot on!

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Enid · 28/02/2006 10:25

please remember you are grown women

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:27

Do you think a death eater classification would be grounds for legal action against mn

I'm thinking GF here

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alexsmum · 28/02/2006 10:28

yeah- kate moss as pansy parkinson type character.
michael howard-slytherinn definitely-that something of the night quality!
jeremy clarkson -hufflepuff.
hard to think of anyone who'd be a ravenclaw....

alexsmum · 28/02/2006 10:29

jeremy paxman would be gryffindor

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:30

Antony Worrall Thompson & James Martin = hufflepuff

Gordon Ramsay = gryffindor

Nigella = slytherin

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Helen38 · 28/02/2006 10:31

Keanu Reeves Hufflepuff
Carol Vorderman ravenclaw

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:31

Piers Morgan = death eater

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 28/02/2006 10:31

Fern Brittan - Hugglepuff
Steven Hawking - Ravenclaw
David Seaman - Griffindor

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:34

Angelina Jolie ... slytherin

Jennifer Aniston ... gryffindor

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 10:36

Tony Benn .... dumbledore

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alexsmum · 28/02/2006 10:49

brad pitt -slytherin
margaret thatcher-death eater

tangerinecath · 28/02/2006 11:17

Prof Robert Winston
Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?

Can't decide

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:23

Winston's a ravenclaw methinks

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FrannyandZooey · 28/02/2006 11:23

LOL at Enid and the way you have as one completely ignored her :)

Interesting thread.

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:24

David Beckham ... Hufflepuff star quidditch player

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:25

Wayne Rooney ... Crabbe or Goyle, surely?

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NomDePlume · 28/02/2006 11:25

I don't understand any of this [not sure whether to be Blush or proud emoticon]

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:26

sorry enid for being too childish

you should be proud i think NdP

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:28

Jimmy Carr - Slytherin

Jack Dee - Gryffindor

Roy "Chubby" Brown - death eater

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NomDePlume · 28/02/2006 11:29

lol

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spacedonkey · 28/02/2006 11:30

Stevie Wonder - Gryffindor

Elton John - Hufflepuff

Cliff Richard - death eater

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Helen38 · 28/02/2006 11:30

I'm not ashamed to admit that I am not a grown up and never will be Grin