NUFFINK TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CybilLiberty]

Too slow mamaG

Yeah

"Nothing tastes as good as being shiney feels"

apparently

Hmph.

Indeed

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Nom.

or a great big coat-tailing pisstake.

Depending on your viewpoint.

so long as we don't start snogging

S'not me. Like FurQueue though.

I like prawns with sweet chilli, I can do that easy, genius.

It's funny apparently

Oh, hilarious Jack. No question

s'ok bobs, Darrell is our resident zone doctor, she can stitch you up afterwards.

I'm bored today. Not a lot occurring, was supposed to go out to a garden show (rock and roll) but it is peeing down so changed my mind, then was going to so some weeding (again peeing down continued so scrapped that). Went to tesco and the pet shop (thrilling) and came back and cleaned the kitchen. Next 2 jobs on the list are clean the guinea pigs out and do some exercise, but I can't be arsed.

Apparently it is DD1's elephants birthday today so we have to have a party, in a fit of 'Good Mummyness' I agreed anbd we have made yucky premade dough bscuits and some choc rice krispies cakes, I licked the spoon and that was enough for me, awesome.

Wil have mackerel salad for tea with poached egg, going to forage for food tomorrow.

Just done measurements, lost another 18cm, 5 off my waist, 2 off my bum.

I feel your pain.

I did a Big Shop, came home, emptied my fridge in order to fill it again then made a fish pie while listening to Billy Joel.

Fucking lotus eater, that's me.

Should be taking advantage of the governmentless anarchy and cutting loose. Licking tequila out of the belly button of John McCirick, summat like that.

But instead, I'm sitting here putting off hoovering the kitchen.

Sigh.

You're shrinking, Jack!

Bloody hell Jack 18cm is fantastic !!! Well done you.

Happy birthday to elephant [sincere]

can youa dvise me
party of 8 tonight at restaurant
how do you sit them
as htey want
boy girl
w aht
do we change half way

I think as they want.

Did you find a top?

Christ, John McCririck's belly button.

Jeeez. That's enough to put anyone off putting anything in their mouths for life

no no top
am recycling
have had facial and nails
off to collect balloons in a min
then finish cleaning etc
then OUT

I bet it's cheesy.

welll done JB
and arf - its Billys birthday tomorrow you know

sit them as they want or you will come across as control freak seating nazi

Have a great night!