Celeb skinny Mums - how do they do it?

[Cracker]

I have become obsessed with these women who have babies and look like stick insects straight afterwards. I can't shift a pound. Cheer me up someone - tell me they do utterly mad crazy things to look like that and that it doesn't just drop off!

They probably haven't just eaten all their children's easter eggs

And they have Lots of Time

And also the pressure of newspapers printing thousands of photos of your arse would probably work as an incentive

I'm sure they are all miserable ...

Girdles/ Hours in the gym/ Cabbage Soup/ Nannies. They're unhappier, honestly. Imagine feeling rubbish about yourself then having photos taken and having everyone judge those flaws. Bet they just want to be "normal"

they have tummy tucks at the same time as a c-section at 8 months.

my sister knows a plastic surgeon in LA and this is apparently quite standard

They don't eat. Full stop. They also train like idiots for hours a day, and have a nanny to look after the baby while they do it. They have a tummy tuck if they've had a C section. And yes they probably are miserable.

I don't know - my baby is now 3 months and I'm a stone lighter than before I was pregnant - breastfeeding and not being able to swill lager so maybe its metabolism...

My stomach looks like a big saggy blob though, wish I wwas rich enough for a tummy tuck :-(

I weigh less than I did prekids

and was back in my jeans a week after each birth

And they have hordes of air-brushers working on their pics.

And some of them a just farking annoying like OliveOil

They don't breast feed
They have cleaners
They have housekeepers
They have nannies
They have cooks
They have gardeners
They have their own equipped gyms in their houses
They have swimming pools
They have personal trainers
They have 12 hours a day to do nothing except do excercise and eat the single carefully prepared lettuce leaf from their £50,000 a year cook.

If they ever find someone who can eat and poo for them then they will actually have delegated their entire existences to other people and really become as pointless as they are already.

Thanks. I suddenly love my tummy, messy life and I'll eat fish and chips gladly because, according to all you lovely people, I AM HAPPIER THAN THE STICK INSECTS!

its also good for a baby to have something to cuddle.......... yuo're doing your lo a service

they usaully have surgery following their c section (tummy tuck) and do not eat but then they can afford the luxury of a njutritionist and a personal trainer.