Seriously, I could be chained to a radiator for a year and only lose half a stone. This may appear lighthearted but I'm actually at the end of my tether now, I really believe there's something wrong with me.
I'm 5'6 and weigh 12 stone so need to lose two stone. A week ago I thought 'that's it, I'm knuckling down and getting rid of the flab'. This week my diet has consisted of:
No breakfast (live in a hot country so no way I can eat at 6am)
Two apples and a banana at work
Carrot sticks and houmous at 4pm
Portion of chilli con veggie at 8pm after the gym
I've PUT ON A FUCKING POUND
and would actually cry if it wasn't so ridiculous. I don't eat bread, pasta, rice, chocolate, crisps, potatoes, biscuits, cheese and barely any meat. My veggie chilli was full of lentils and kidney beans which has made me poo three times a day. I drink black coffee with no sugar. I drink alcohol on a Saturday night only but this time it was vodka with diet coke instead of wine.
I exercise five times a week (2 x Pilates classes and 3 x cardio and weights) My job is in retail/sales but not stuck at a desk; I'm up and down all day lifting and moving really heavy items.
No one believes how little I eat in a day and I get the 'Oh but your body is in starvation mode and you need to eat more' lectures. No I don't, that's how I put on the weight in the first place!
Examples of my crappy metabolism:
When I was a baby I apparently refused to eat so my mother took me to the doctor. He took one look at me (huge chubby baby with rolls of fat) and said 'Well, she's not exactly wasting away is she?'
When I was a child I didn't eat as I hated my mum's cooking so much (No rolls of fat but wasn't skinny)
In my twenties used to live on 600kals a day (with exercise) but never dropped below 8 stone 12.
A few years ago I tried the proper Atkins diet, literally stuck to it by the book (the only carbs I had was one tomato) and I put on 3lbs in a week.
If I go out for a meal I eat half the food, doggy bag the rest and never eat dessert.
WTF is wrong with me? 