My scales tell me different weights on different areas of the floor 
This morning I've tried keeping them in one place and stepping on and off them a few times, and I got different results each time within a range of 5lbs! So I have no idea if my attempts are working.
I've completely cut out fizzy drinks, bread, pasta and rice and I'm eating 1200 calories a day (I'm very short), mostly meat and veg, minimal fruit as it took up too many calories. With the fizzy drinks and bread alone I've cut out a good 1000 extra calories a day, never mind the crap i was eating, so I thought I'd see a bigger difference (it's been a week). Even at the lower end of the 5lb range on my stupid scales it's still only about half a lb.
Maybe I should just wait till next week and see what happens. I don't know what to do about weighing myself, I like to do it first thing, nude, before eating anything so it's consistent, and I can't very well do it like that in Boots 