The most ridiculous/hilarious wedding gift you have recieved

[chocolatefroggie]

I know you're not supposed to do a thread about a thread but taking inspiration from becaroo's harp shaped clock wtf, tell me about your odd/funny/ revolting wedding presents

A globe. Where the 'glitter' had all bunched together, so it looks like cum being shook all over the bridal couple inside. From my hideous sil, who I swear has it in for me. (better than the broken bracelet she got from her work's lost property box last xmas for me though)

A broken Lilliput Lane of the Sherlock Holmes pub in London that our friend had been to on a big trip the year before. It was REALLY broken too. The bus at the front of it had fallen off and the sign for the pub was mashed.

A broken Lladro from my FIL who never buys anything new. I really detest Lladro. Our particular couple are grey, dead looking and the man has to carry his hat because the glue that FIL used to stick it back together didn't work.

Not me, but my mother was given a stuffed bear.
Not a teddy, your actual full sized, dead taxidermied job.

this is making me laugh - gotta love joke pressies!

A beautiful silver engraved cigarette box.....neither of us have EVER smoked

& specially Sculptured Lawn Sprinkler (it was stupidly expensive too.....we not only don't have a lawn, we don't really have a Garden either