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Oh I DESPISE weaning

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PeelingmyselfofftheCeiling · 12/06/2012 15:25

I really do. I love food, and enjoy cooking so don't even mind the preparation too much, but I hate hate hate the constant clearing up, the immovable orange stains on all my clothes and theirs, and I simply do not have the patience to deal with DS who screams if I eat in front of him (even if he's just fed), screams if I don't bring his food that exact INSTANT (because it's defrosting/reheating etc), screams if I try and feed him by spoon, screams when he snatches the spoon off me and then can't feed himself, screams if I get another spoon to carry on feeding him, will not, absolutely will not pick up any kind of food stuff with his hands to feed himself, screams when I try to clean him up, and then grabs the kitchen roll out of my hands and very dexterously shreds it and eats it....arrrggggghhh.

In fact he has such a finely tuned sense of how to eat things he is not supposed to (baby wipes, his sister's ear lobes and phone chargers being particular favourites), that I am almost considering putting food in his reach and telling him not to eat it, but I suspect that way eating disorders lie.

He's 9 months by the way. His twin demurely sits there opening her mouth like a little bird, but just stares at any finger foods I put on her tray. Occasionally licking them or sticking her nose in them like a cat.

On the plus side I've yet to find anything they can't be persuaded to eat, but my god the process is so wearing.

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thegingerone · 12/06/2012 16:10

I wholeheartedly agree!!

Your two sound adorable btw. Grin

showtunesgirl · 12/06/2012 20:13

Peeling I bow down to you. I'm finding it hard enough with one let alone two!

PeelingmyselfofftheCeiling · 12/06/2012 23:14

NO one going to come along and tell me to pull myself together then?

I ahve an Annabel Karmel book. There is a photograph under '1st tastes' of a AK feeding a young baby on her lap. AK is wearing cream, the baby is wearing pink cashmere, the sofa they are sitting on is a kind of pale mink. The puree is clearly orange (What else?). THere is no bib, mussie, wet wipes, hazchem suit or otherwise ANYWHERE in the picture.

Today I had to wipe beetroot off the tv, the window, my leg, my head and a full three metre radius around the high chairs, scrape broccoli out from inbetween the floorboards, and I have sacrificed the radiator cover to become some kind of Jackson Pollock canvas and we'll paint it when they go to school.

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showtunesgirl · 12/06/2012 23:21

I think I would have to deface that page of the book if I had it!

thegingerone · 13/06/2012 15:29

Oh my goodness you wean with BEETROOT. I hardly let my nine and five year olds near the stuff. I'm now even more in awe of you!

ipswichwitch · 13/06/2012 15:52

Sounds like your DS and mine are on exactly the same page! Apart from resorting to carpet coloured food and buying shares in vanish, I see no way forward. It's the constant screaming that's wearing me down, but at least now the nursery has to deal with lunchtime hysteria not me!!
I wouldn't care but some (rare) days he will eat like a dream - finger food and purée, then the next it's back to the scream-a-thon..... Sigh

cheapandchic · 14/06/2012 14:02

Sympathy here from me. I despise weaning! I am so sick of the mess too. Fun? cute? No way! Its a disaster.

Add to it that I am also potty training my older child. My patience is zero. No room or article of clothing is safe from mess! If only I had a live in cleaner and butler to do my dry cleaning.

On the plus side, I have a dog which helps brilliantly by sitting under the table waiting for things to be dropped.

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