Center Parcs Dogging

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So currently on park in Elveden and my friend's dad that is also here went for a walk earlier (4pm) and has come back to the villa claiming he saw four cars in a carpark on site that were all occupied with people having sex.

Just can't see this being a thing? Why the heck would you spend all the money to come here to then go and shag in your car, and during daylight hours too. Surely you'd all meet up in a lodge?

So, has anyone else been to Elveden CP and seen doggers?

Oh no you don't. You're not getting out of it that easily. You can get yourself out there to the car park forthwith and report back on any findings.

You don't get that at Haven.

To be fair people can literally just be very grim. Camping last year on a small field. Three tents with families with small children and then another couple rock up… sitting outside bladdered, blaring music and very loudly getting in on in the early evening. It was hideous. You’d have thought they would’ve pitched a bit further away but no…

Oh no, I missed that when I was last at CP, is it pre-bookable?

Oh, memories. Try Googling Center Parcs Mumsnet & see what comes up.

I bet that's not free!!

Sits down next to BillLius, tops up popcorn 🍿🍿

Free yes, but you need £1 for the lockers 😂

We are in the 800's too. Have spent the last 2 hours interigating them and they won't crack

Hahaha! I don't think my 3 month and 3 year old would be too impressed! I've shown my partner this thread this morning and he can't believe it!

Is anyone else worried that if Center Parcs get wind of people having fun for free away from the pool, it'll be on the activity list soon at a very high premium.

Update

After 24 hours of them keeping up the sharade, the two of them finally owned up to making it up.

The reason - they had come back to the lodge and not tidyed up so they concocted an elaborate rouse to cover their tracks!

Bonkers - not literally it turns out 😂

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