AIBU to wait up for The Times?

[Lovingbenidorm]

We get The Times delivered Saturday and Sunday.
It’s left on our doorstep in the early hours.
Most Saturdays it’s not there when we get up.
Some cheeky thieving fuck takes it.
My DH , who works bloody long hours has just asked me to set the alarm for 6am so he can get up and get his paper.
I’m sitting on sofa waiting for paper delivery or indeed to catch the light fingered shithole that is nicking it

I’d go with a more direct approach - copy of last week’s paper with “You’re on cctv you dumb shit” on page 3.

I dont understand who delivers your paper at 4.00 am!

You can buy a sensor activated light and security camera in one unit - I think they're ~£200 though.

I like your note.

And you don't get to decide whether to prosecute.